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We’ve all wanted to “Crank That” in the young men’s section at Macy’s, right? Or maybe you belong to the camp that’s got a headful of skeezy fantasies about weird fun with Soulja Boy and Kat Stacks in the change rooms.
Either way, go get a taste of that “Pretty Boy Swag” at Fort Lauderdale’s Broward Mall when Soulja gets to steppin’, leanin’, and crankin’ as part of Macy’s second annual mstylelab concert tour.
The mall party starts at 2 p.m. this Saturday. And it’s free.
According to the official press release, you should show up early ’cause “the first 300 customers to make a $35 purchase in mstyle for Juniors or Young Men’s will receive a complimentary autographed photo.”
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Another reason to drag your ass to the mstylelab for 2 p.m. sharp … Soulja’s set is guaranteed to be short. And if we had to bet our entire stack of collectible Souljaboytellem.com CDs, we’d say Mr. Boy’s gonna bounce after four songs.
You know, “Crank That,” “Crank That,” “Crank That,” and some “Pretty Boy Swag.”
Soulja Boy as part of the Macy’s mstylelab concert tour. Saturday, August 13. Macy’s in the Broward Mall, 8000 W. Broward Blvd., First Floor, Plantation. The event begins at 2 p.m. and admission is free. Visit macys.com.
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