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Skrawberry’s Guide to Threesomes for Straight Girls

You know Miami stripper Skrawberry for her rap skills, her political commentary, and of course, her sexy moves on the pole. Now, you'll also know her for her sound advice. In this weekly column, Skraw responds to readers' questions about life, love, and beyond. Got a question for Skraw? Hit...
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You know Miami stripper Skrawberry for her rap skills, her political commentary, and of course, her sexy moves on the pole. Now, you’ll also know her for her sound advice. In this weekly column, Skraw responds to readers’ questions about life, love, and beyond. Got a question for Skraw? Hit her up at skrawberry@miaminewtimes.com.


Dear Strawberry

My boyfriend and I are talking about doing a threesome with another girl. I feel weird because I don’t have any kinda feelings for women, but I’m willing to try anything once! But I don’t know how to act with a woman. With a man it comes natural, but a woman’s a whole nother thing. I don’t want to go in without some techniques! Can you give me some tips on what to do?

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1timer,

Listen. I can tell you this from experience: If you are not into women, don’t do it just because your man want you to do it. If it’s not your thing, stay as far away from it as you can.

You cannot force yourself to be attracted to women. You may think you are not a jealous person, and will not be jealous when you’re in the act. But just wait ’til you in that room with your man and you see him fuckin’ a random girl that y’all brought home. You are gonna feel some type of way!

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If a woman don’t turn you on, imagine layin’ there like a damn rock tryin’ to be sexy when you know in your head you want her to get as far away as she can. And don’t go to tryin’ to eat no sack if you don’t know how! It’s a lose-lose situation, and you will both be embarrassed.

Now what might be a better solution is to bring a girl home, and both of y’all fuck him without any contact between you two women. But that won’t get rid of the jealousy problem. And if he fucks her first and you second, you just might feel like he’s still thinkin’ about her. If he does you first, you might think it’s because he don’t want you to feel some type of way thinkin’ that he’s showin’ her more attention or that he like her more. And trust me, that second, finishin’ fuck is way better than the first. You got him all hot and ready by goin’ first, and he finish off with her? Hell no… not gonna happen!

And then think about it: Y’all go out and find a girl at some club or strip club y’all frequent. It might be a bitch he already know; he just have her playin’ up under you so that it’ll be ok for him to fuck her in front of you. And then she double back on your man. Now you gonna feel stupid and wanna go after the girl. No, it’s not her fault. She just played her part. You’d be the asshole for tryin’ to please your man and do some shit that you know you ain’t have no business doin’ in the first place.

If I was you, I’d go another route! Skip the threesome and go party in a swingers club. That way you can have the thrill of others bein’ included in y’all sexcapade — but at the same time, it’ll just be the two of you. They can watch. It’s up to you to put on a show! Trust me, you’d have the time of your life. And if you feel comfortable enough to invite someone in, then you do it because you want to do it! And make sure that in the process of doin’ all this — whether you have the threesome at home or in a swingers club — protect yourself. Use protection!

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