Yes, That Flattened Head Mugshot is Real

Update: View the "Half a Head" police report here.Our inaugural Mugshots Friday post has been getting quite a lot of reaction-- mostly because nobody can believe that the photo of the dude with the severely flattened head is real. It is...
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Update: View the “Half a Head” police report here.

Our inaugural Mugshots Friday post has been getting quite a lot of reaction– mostly because nobody can believe that the photo of the dude with the severely flattened head is real. It is.


The poor guy has been arrested quite alot during his 25 years for disorderly intoxication, solicitation of a prostitute, possession of weed, and burglary. But really– can you blame him for any of that?

Here are mugshots from another arrest this year. No, we don’t know how he’s still alive.

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