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Porn Stars, Penises, and Lots of Lube at the X Run (Video)

Tits and ass. Cocks and balls. Knobs and bollocks. Whatever your sexual lexicon of choice, it had a home at this weekend's X Run. The sex-themed obstacle 5K was three miles of blue balls, honey holes, prosthetic (and real) breasts, double-ended dildos, floating penises, and pretty much every other forbidden...
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Tits and ass. Cocks and balls. Knobs and bollocks.

Whatever your sexual lexicon of choice, it had a home at this weekend’s X Run. The sex-themed obstacle 5K was three miles of blue balls, honey holes, prosthetic (and real) breasts, double-ended dildos, floating penises, and pretty much every other forbidden pleasure you can think of — all packed into Virginia Key Park.

New Times mingled with open-minded Miamians of all kinds, chatting them up on a sweaty Saturday morning about sex on camera, vacations for swingers, gigolo skills, and all kinds of other X-rated awesomeness. Warning: This video is definitely NSFW.

See also: Photos from the X Run at Virginia Key Beach Park

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