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When planning a trip to a porn expo, your hardest (pun intended) decision is bound to be how to pack in (still intended) as much R-rated entertainment as possible. And with the Sex on the Beach Expo hitting the Miami Beach Convention Center this weekend, you’re in for some tough choices.
The event lineup is, uh, titillating, to say the least.
To help make your tough task a little easier, we’ve rounded up our picks for the top five events at this Shangri-La of sex. So go forth and get freaky.
5. Pole-a-Palooza
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1. Porn Star Oil Wrestling
Adult film stars will battle it out while drenched in lube. (That’s gonna require one hell of a post-match shower, but we’re guessing these folks are used to extensive bathing rituals.) This match will take place at 7 p.m. on Saturday.
The expo runs from 3 p.m. to midnight on Friday; 3 p.m. to 1 a.m. on Saturday and from noon to 5 p.m. on Sunday at the Miami Beach Convention Center. Visit sexonthebeachexpo.com.
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