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Hey, girl. How you doin’? We know, we know — it’s been a long week. You deserve a treat, don’t you?
The men of Chippendales sure do think so.
The strippers have brought their body oil and tear-away pants to Mansion for a limited engagement, spending every Thursday, Friday, and Saturday night erasing the memories of girls like you with mesmerizing swivels and thrusts. Most chicks are happy to pay for the privilege.
But you’re not like the other girls. We can tell. So we’re giving away free tickets to Chippendales shows, just for you.
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Next Thursday and Friday, four lucky groups will settle in for a night of straight girl debauchery — completely free. We’re giving away four 4-packs of tickets, two for January 23 and two for January 24, that include admission, the show, and a meet-and-greet with the performers.
For your reference, here’s what a typical performer looks like:
OK, ladies. Enough fantasizing. Time to focus. Here’s how to win:
- Email your full name (first and last) to cultist@miaminewtimes.com. Make sure the subject line says “Chippendales Giveaway.”
- Cross your fingers — we’ll randomly select four lucky winners, each of whom will receive four tickets to a show on either Jan. 23 or Jan. 24.
- The deadline to enter is 11:59 p.m. on Monday, Jan. 20.
- Winners will be notified on Tuesday, Jan. 21.
Good luck!
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