Once again, the time has come to wonder where it all went and where do you go from here. But first and foremost, it’s time to party. In order to save you some trouble, we here at New Times have devised a list of worthwhile New Year’s celebrations. And since…
Change is a funny thing. Some of it is dramatic, embodied in single moments — a wedding, a birth, a terrorist attack. But a whole lot of change happens incrementally, so slowly that it isn’t noticed until after the fact. These thoughts may come to mind when contemplating the Coconut…
Galleries Ambrosino Gallery: Crush with Eyeliner, works featuring pop stars Adam Ant, Gary Numan, and Siouxsie Sioux by Beatriz Monteavaro, through Jan. 31. 769 NE 125th St, North Miami, 305-891-5577. ArtCenter/South Florida Gallery: Out of Sight: Technicolor and Deviations, San Francisco curator Jeanna Yoo develops exhibit featuring the seamier side…
Remember the Farrelly brothers? Makers of Dumb and Dumber and There’s Something About Mary? Known for crossing the line of good taste and making fun of the differently abled, but with sufficient sweetness that they could be forgiven? Kinda popular until Trey Parker and Matt Stone came along and one-upped…
To get the obvious out of the way first: Something’s Gotta Give is a film designed to appeal to older women, and it very likely will. Diane Keaton gives a good performance in it as a postmenopausal playwright who gets back in touch with her libido. The movie will probably…
Speed down NE 96th Street in Miami Shores some nights and you might think you’ve seen a holiday miracle: camels standing patiently by the sidewalk, a tax collector nearby raking in the big bucks, a baby hanging out in a manger, angels descending from the sky. It’s not street theater…
Bill Clot has bragging rights to being the grand pooh-bah of holiday yard decorations. The Pinecrest man is the owner and possessed designer of the nation’s most elaborate Christmas yard display: a doozy of a diorama with more than 700,000 lights, hundreds of moving figures, dancing bears under a makeshift…
FRI 12/12 Everyone is familiar with the World Trade Center collapse and the vast number of people who died as a result. But how many know that after the year or so of cleanup, all that remained in the 70-foot hole in the ground was the buildings’ foundation? Architect Daniel…
FRI 12/12 Babes and booze and good food, but forget the ménage à trois: We’re talking strictly foursomes, about 20 of them, if last year was a credible gauge. Oh, and then there’s the golfing. The Fourth Annual Playboy Scramble Golf Tournament comes to South Florida for the second time…
THU 12/11 Barbie dolls don’t quite figure into the Miami Children’s Theater’s new production of Little Women. Based on the book by Louisa May Alcott, the play is about the antics of the 4 March sisters, and the fun and trouble they get into while growing up. They stew over…
FRI 12/12 “I’ll sleep when I’m dead.” Famous last words from Rainer Werner Fassbinder (1945-1982), symbolic of how the prolific filmmaker and leader of New German Cinema lived, pumping out more than 30 features in his 37 years of life. Always the iconoclast, Fassbinder attempted to film the unfilmable in…
FRI 12/12 Well, of course you’ve seen it before. Onstage. On TV. On ice even. Mushrooms dance to its music in Fantasia. Barbie pays homage in a ballet costume (and an animated video, in case you were curious). But you decorate the tree every year too. Does that ever get…
Once again it’s time to ask: Where did the last twelve months go? It’s the kind of question that takes some serious thought to answer. You probably slept one-third of the last year away, and although you should have been working for another third, you didn’t. Too bad most of…
Thursday 12/11 In the midst of the crummiest Christmas of his life, Joe, the protagonist of Teatro Avante’s latest production, It’s a Fabulous Life, becomes something of a queer Jimmy Stewart. In his depths Joe asks the ultimate despairing-diva question: “What if I had never been born — gay?” The…
The holidays are upon us, and with them comes the annual choice of whether to surrender to or resist their cheery traditions. Clearly intent on your surrender, the Actors’ Playhouse in Coral Gables is presenting Annie, a big traditional musical staged in a big traditional way. But whereas past holiday…
To see Glexis Novoa’s art is to witness a testimony to the destructive essence of humanity. Don’t miss his “New Work” at Bernice Steinbaum Gallery. Oswald Spengler in his Decline of the West pointed out that all civilizations come and go, leaving bare vestiges of their grandeur. Did we learn…
A: Three minutes. Q: How much time is spent viewing a work of art, on average? For a gallery hopper plied with wine and small talk and distracted by the scene, logic suggests those minutes are even fewer. And one can only guess at the attention span of a viewer…
Muffins. Artist Carlos Betancourt is contemplating muffins outside a warehouse full of art owned by New York art dealer Robert Miller. The structure sticks out like a corrugated steel iceberg in the middle of the lush and gritty Wynwood street where Betancourt lives. As the artist ponders whether to serve…
Get ready. Year two, round two. Today through Sunday, only in Miami! Okay, so you think you don’t really like art. At some of the Art Basel events you might not even run into it, at least in a traditional sense. Over on Miami Beach, art from the world’s top…
In his career as a Hollywood action figure, Tom Cruise has been dressed in some pretty hip outfits — a macho fighter pilot’s sleek leather jacket, a NASCAR driver’s logo-speckled fire suit, assorted silken Armani sports jackets, even black cape and fangs. So it’s a bit unsettling to see the…
Honey is one of those movies you will see, swear you’ve seen before in several other guises and incarnations, then immediately forget you ever saw to begin with. Its story, about a would-be dancer trying to plot her escape from mean streets (or mean movie sets and back lots), has…
Out of the cage came Eve, escaping, escaping. She was clothed in her skin like the sun and her ankles were not for sale. –Anne Sexton Exploring the multifaceted roles of the primordial mother and asserting their simultaneity are the ambitious goals of Eve, an original piece Australian dancer/choreographer Ros…
