Hot Dog!

“There’s no other dog like a dachshund,” says the first line of the “Dachs Song,” penned in 1991 by Paul de Vries and Murray Weinstock and available on CD via www.dachsong.com. Devoted owners of wiener dogs all over the world must agree. In 1991 one of them, Adrian Milton, founded…

Very Fine Lines

“I feel most honest and sincere when drawing on paper,” artist Pedro Vizcaino confesses in the slim catalogue accompanying the exhibition “Drawing Conclusions,” which opened last week on the second floor of the Buena Vista Building in Miami’s newest hipster hangout, the Design District. “Drawings are a process by which…

The Master Revised

While filmgoers hungrily await this year’s Miami International Film Festival feast, there are several tasty cinematic hors d’oeuvres now being offered at the Cosford Cinema. George Capewell, the Cosford’s programmer, has scored a number of Miami premieres that should keep art cinema lovers happy in advance of the festivals yet…

The Fling’s the Thing

Everyone has remembrances of flings past, especially that once-in-a-lifetime first time. Playwright Richard Nelson’s take on that oft-told subject is Madame Melville, an intriguing wisp of a tale now playing at the New Theatre in Coral Gables. In it, Nelson depicts the coming of age of an awkward American fifteen-year-old…

Sites Seen

Standing inside Cesar Trasobares’s exhibit “Social Fabric: Old Pillows and Recent Money Works” at FIU’s main library feels like being swallowed by a cannibalistic capitalist ecosystem. There’s paper money, mostly one-dollar bills, some scribbled with stories, promises, and exhortations; some painted over; some defaced or stamped with terms such as…

Male Fraud

Paul Morse (Jason Lee) has this terrible problem. He’s all set to marry the take-charge, raven-haired beauty Karen (Selma Blair, thanklessly playing second fiddle as usual), but late in the game finds himself also falling for her free-spirited blond cousin, Becky (Julia Stiles). Gee, what’s a guy to do? It’s…

Soundman God

Music industry insiders and audiophiles may be the only people who have heard of Tom Dowd, despite his work engineering and producing countless classic albums for five decades, and a 2002 Grammy Award. Miami-based director Mark Moormann spent the last seven years filming a documentary, Tom Dowd and the Language…

Spice & Fruity

Succulent treats perfectly ripe from the tree. Exotic flavors and textures: silky like pudding, so sweet and juicy that wearing a bib while eating is a must. Yes, a brief talk with tropical fruit enthusiasts is enough to tempt the taste buds. Sufficiently aroused appetites might enjoy this weekend’s Redland…

Keeping it Yiddish

Intricate, outrageous plots; clever wordplay; catchy songs performed quickly. Hearing the work of opera composers William Gilbert and Arthur Sullivan (the British duo who collaborated from 1871 to 1896 and put the “light” in light opera) sung in English is enough to give the average listener a splitting headache. Imagine…

Looking Back in Regret

“Nothing is inevitable,” goes the old saying, “except death and taxes.” In Park Your Car In Harvard Yard, playwright Israel Horovitz begs to differ, or at least, amend: Add “regret” to that short list. In the freezing gloom of a New England winter, an imperious old man, Jacob Brackish, shuffles…

Vanity Fare

As far as he can remember, he always wanted to be an actor. To him, being an actor was better than being president of the United States. Even before he first wandered into the high school auditorium for an after-school audition, he wanted to be one of them. It was…

In the Ghetto

There have been other films dealing with the Jewish ghettos during the Nazi occupation of Poland — some very good — but The Pianist, the latest feature from Roman Polanski, may be the best. Of course it starts out with a huge advantage: The 69-year-old Polanski is probably the only…

Bright Lights, Reel City

There are myriad stories to tell in Miami. Two-bit fraud schemes, big-time drug smugglers, and quirky tales of immigrants in America add fodder to a screenwriter or director’s imagination. The city is, after all, a funky and cinematically appealing world to set a movie in. Add to that television shows…

Latin Quarter

Although a Spanish-language version of playwright Samuel Beckett’s masterpiece Waiting for Godot helped inaugurate Little Havana’s new Latin Quarter Cultural Center, Tony Wagner, artistic director and owner, waited for no one when it came to creating a truly multipurpose arts venue. With a shoestring budget, some grant money, and the…

You Speaketh Too

Your fifteen minutes of fame are about to begin. Lights up. You’re on. This is not a dress rehearsal. Marching onstage, blood thumping in your eardrums, throat dry, palms clammy, you find your light, take a breath, shape your lips to carry the first sounds of your performance. “To be…

If It Ain’t Baroque …

Sometimes a good idea for a play doesn’t spin out into good theater. One such conundrum is Bach at Leipzig, a well-produced but dramatically inert talkfest now on colorful display at Florida Stage. Itamar Moses’s new play, a Florida premiere, has to do with a historical event in 1722, when…

Far From Happy

In all, a far better year than any in recent memory, so much so it feels impolite and irresponsible to choose a mere ten best among the annum’s offerings. This list remained in flux till the last possible moment; five seconds ago it featured, among others, Signs, Full Frontal, Human…

Back to the Future

Four of the top ten films I saw this year don’t actually open in the U.S. until 2003, but they played at various film festivals during the year. By listing them here I not only alert readers to films they should watch out for in ’03, but I also make…

Keeping it Unreal

David Levinthal, a grown man, can’t help but play with toys. Cowboys, Indians, Barbie dolls, figurines clad in S&M-wear: All have posed for the photographer’s large-format Polaroid camera — one of six in the world — over the past 30 years. Or better said, he has posed them. A graduate…

Cuba, See

To hear it from the viejos and the not-so-viejos, everything Cuban was (and is) unique. Sure, their brand of inflammatory politics is one point. And to the unschooled palate black beans can seem odd. But how different can things Cuban really be? Two exhibitions at the Historical Museum of Southern…

Prefab More

In 1965 a savvy cabal of Los Angeles-based pop-culture stem-cell researchers coalesced to formulate three-quarters of the verities that have come to define the rigid boy-band genre: modest singing ability, some facility with light comedy, and a certain ineffable cuteness. Among the participants: writing partners Paul Mazursky and Larry Tucker…

Mushrooms, Man

A free truffle giveaway? No. Then why did people get so happy about fungi recently at the Sagamore Hotel? Two doors south of the Delano, the joint’s jam-packed with groovy contemporary art. The owners, Cricket and Marty Taplin, are big collectors and their newest acquisition — a permanent installation by…