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Iranian films that make it to American shores generally fall into two categories: sensitive dramas featuring young children, à la The White Balloon and Children of Heaven, or pointed political statements about the plight of women, such as The Circle and The Day I Became a Woman. Secret Ballot is…

Bobby Love

Like Clint Eastwood, Robert De Niro is one of those guys who can make just about any material inherently enjoyable. Also like Clint, he will sometimes make you wish he’d pick roles that are a little more challenging. His recent record of relatively disposable films speaks for itself: tough-yet-sensitive cop…

Cola Coda

Strange math has been permuting the American psyche since the September 11th attacks. Perhaps in an attempt to rationalize deep-seated uncertainty, Americans have been conjuring formulas involving the tragedy’s numerology. You know, September is the ninth month and nine plus one plus one equals eleven. American Airlines Flight 11, the…

What a Dame

The toughest part of being an international megastar? “Being in that very high income bracket,” admits Dame Edna Everage, who has put in more than her share of hours for her dollars and pounds. On the heels of co-hosting the Queen of England’s jubilee concert, appearing on Ally McBeal, and…

New York in Miami

Escaping the glare and heat that pounded the concrete separating the downtown Miami-Dade Public Library from the Miami Art Museum, I cracked the MAM door, intent on sucking up some sweet air conditioning. As soon as I’d caught my breath, I noticed a sign announcing that Timothy Greenfield-Sanders had delivered…

Souled to Hell

In Tom Walker, a new play at the New Theatre, a very old story is given a modern twist. The Devil appears to the title character, dupes same into a hellish bargain, and runs off with poor Tom’s soul. Playwright John Strand has performed a similar act of piracy: He…

Status Anxiety

Somewhere, sometime, someone had a good idea: Let’s create a public-art project that identifies a city with an endemic animal. Let’s cookie-cutter-produce them, get businesses to sponsor them on behalf of a charitable organization, give artists a pittance to “decorate” them ($500 and the artist must provide the materials), and…

Goodbye, Doris

Naked alien goddesses, with big tits and bouffant hair, frolicking in the sun on Super-8 film. Buxom harlots smothering men to death with their breasts and slashing one another. Sordid kisses in wood-paneled rooms and toupéed men spanking creamy virgins on shaggy rugs. Ashtrays, closeups of ashtrays, weird velvet paintings…

Film on the Downbeat

This is the time of year when the weather starts to infect everyone in Miami. The city’s tempo slows down and a whole lot of hustle and bustle gets put off till mañana. But here’s a not-so-early warning for you jazz and film fans: Hustle over to the Absinthe House…

Silent Music

Toward the end of Jazz Seen — German filmmaker Julian Benedikt’s hagiographic 2001 documentary about photographer William Claxton — Los Angeles gallery director David Fahey, who has mounted exhibitions of Claxton’s iconic images of American jazz musicians, deftly defines the photographs’ potency: “Viewers are not hearing the music, but they’re…

Culture Busing

Most of the politically caffeinated abuelitos loitering around Little Havana have no idea what they’re missing when the Heavy Shtetl Klezmer Band plays Miami Beach. And the typical Ms. Bal Harbour doesn’t drive the Benz to Overtown nearly enough to absorb the seductive rhythms of Afro-Caribbean folkloric dance. That’s because…

Fallon Fast

Things you will learn from a forthcoming oral history of Saturday Night Live: Dan Aykroyd slept with, among others, Gilda Radner, Laraine Newman and writer Rosie Shuster, the latter of whom was, at the time, married to the show’s producer and creator, Lorne Michaels. To this day, Chevy Chase regrets…

Next Onstage …

For most South Floridians, late summer means numbing heat, hurricanes, and back-to-school specials. But for those astute and lucky New Times readers, the dog days of August also herald a revived arts scene. Within a month or so, dozens of theater companies up and down the tri-county coast will be…

The Sweet and the Low

In life, as in the movies, perspective is everything. Adults often recall their childhoods as idyllic and carefree, but such nostalgia is more fiction than recollection. Children live lives as full of heartache, fear, anguish, and doubt as any adult’s. Perhaps more, for children often suffer the consequences of adult…

Team G-Attica

Andrew Niccol keeps making the same movie over and over again and dressing it in slightly different clothes: the sleek charcoal Hugo Boss grays of Gattaca, the crisp Crayola hues of The Truman Show, and now the silk-and-satin Hollywood resplendency of Simone. Niccol, writer and director, is obsessed with a…

Image Exposure

Just what in the world is a flarb, anyway? Elizabeth Hall isn’t too sure either. “I just made it up,” says the founder and curator of a new experimental art show titled “Flarb2.” Beginning her career as a painter and photographer, Hall quickly developed an interest in video and installation…

Dolled-Up Paper

Put a bit of innocuous paper in the hands of an artist and God knows what you’ll get. Dolls, confetti, a banal figure study, an oversize book, a giant airplane? Such and more can be seen in ArtCenter/South Florida’s current exhibition “Pa-per-view.” Ostensibly energized by the renovation of the facility’s…

Drama Cubano

Prerevolutionary Cuban thinker Felix Varela declared that intellectuals should not cloister themselves in an ivory tower. In fact he claimed their primary obligation is to take on society’s most pertinent issues, to act as an illuminator and guide for the people. In 1998 the first independent library in Cuba was…

Summer’s Heavy and Light

Out in Westchester in the dentist’s office of Arturo Mosquera, Elizabeth Cerejido has put on a very personal show called “Absence.” In photographs and video she deals with biographic and intimate material — her own experience going through the death of her father and her mother’s diagnosis with Alzheimer’s. A…

Stage Fright

If nothing else, give French actor Yvan Attal credit for his faith in domestic bliss. At a time when matrimony has a shorter lifespan than mayonnaise, Attal has sought to mingle the joys and traumas of his own marriage (to actress Charlotte Gainsbourg) with his piquant views on the ambiguities…

About a Girl

The weird thing about Rain is that there’s virtually no rain in it. Characters mention precipitation briefly and metaphorically, but the cloudburst never happens. Fortunately we get light showers of emotion a couple of times, but then — strangely — these wane to an inconsistent and ultimately unsatisfying drizzle. It’s…

Ah, Youth Art

When the chocolate on the S’mores has melted and the last round of “Kum Ba Ya” crooned around the fire fades to Lil’ Kim, whose camp is it anyway? Designed to keep the kids inspired and out of others’ hair, summer activities belong to parents. This season one of the…