Future Imperfect

In Eric Overmyer’s jaunty two-act brainteaser On the Verge, the leisurely pace of the nineteenth century collides with the speed-addicted tempo of twentieth-century life. Three Victorian lady travelers set out in 1888 to explore an uncharted region known as Terra Incognita. Faster than you can say paradigm shift, the feisty…

This Heaven Can Wait

Alec Baldwin’s newest star vehicle, the muddled thriller Heaven’s Prisoners, wastes no time descending into cliched detective-movie hell. The film’s opening scene introduces us to ex-New Orleans homicide lieutenant Dave Robicheaux (Baldwin with a Cajun accent so light it verges on being imperceptible) and his personal demons. “I wanna drink…

All Hail the New Olivier

French director Jean-Paul Rappeneau’s The Horseman on the Roof is the kind of grand, stirring epic that lightweight pretenders such as Hollywood’s Legends of the Fall aspire to be when they grow up. Rappeneau, the man responsible for 1990’s spectacular adaption of Cyrano de Bergerac, spits directly into the prevailing…

Fashion Victims

Take the agitprop politics and innovative acting techniques of German theater genius Bertolt Brecht. Pour in an equal measure of melodrama from Fifties Hollywood soapmeister Douglas Sirk, director of infamous weep fests such as Imitation of Life, All That Heaven Allows, and Written on the Wind. Shake. Then serve up…

Men’s Room

A trained architect, artist David Rohn works a day job at a local design studio, while at night he’s a fixture on the South Beach drag scene. That admission in itself would hardly raise a penciled eyebrow on Washington Avenue, where transvestites have become as common as parking meters. But…

The Heat of the Moment

“The male is obsessed with screwing,” wrote Valerie Solanas in her funny-scary radical feminist primer The SCUM Manifesto. (That’s SCUM — Society for Cutting Up Men — of which Solanas was founder and sole member.) “He’ll swim a river of snot, wade nostril-deep through a mile of vomit, if he…

It Blows

In the summer of 1993, director Steven Spielberg and author Michael Crichton collaborated on the highest-grossing movie of all time (a distinction formerly held by Spielberg’s own E.T.), excavating dinosaur-size box-office returns with Jurassic Park. The movie suffered from a contrived plot and paper-thin characters, but all was forgiven once…

The Graduates

I confess. I went to see the Hollywood Boulevard Theatre’s revival of Wendy Wasserstein’s 1977 Uncommon Women and Others with an attitude. True, any production of a play written by a woman and directed by a woman (in this case, Amy London Tarallo) and featuring an all-woman cast is cause…

Living for the City

A naive foreigner with a funny accent arrives in New York City and learns some tough lessons about survival before adapting and ultimately triumphing over adversity. Quick, that describes: (A) Coming to America (B) The Godfather, Part 2 (C) Crocodile Dundee (D) An American Tail (E) Tarzan’s New York Adventure…

Dead Reckoning

Hypnotism works only if you allow it to. Even then not everyone who wants to be hypnotized can be. Jim Jarmusch movies are like that. You have to want to fall under Jarmusch’s spell to enjoy his films, and even then you might never make it into the fully entranced…

he Doctor Will See You Now

Albert Schweitzer arrived in French Equatorial Africa, now known as Gabon, in 1913 and spent the better part of the next 50 years there treating the sick and supervising the building of medical facilities. Although the doctor worked in obscurity at first, his dedication and success eventually sparked the curiosity…

Letter of Intent

“M is for Miami,” architect Roberto Behar declares. “And Metro, memory, magnet, magic, and mother. Motherland.” Behar, who teaches at the University of Miami’s School of Architecture, and artist Rosario Marquardt, his wife and collaborator, are standing high up in the eight-story Riverwalk Metromover station late on a recent afternoon…

No Great Mystery

The murder mystery may be the bastard progeny of drama and fiction, and the finest of this breed sure knows how to entertain. At its strongest, a mystery, a thriller, a detective story, a tale of suspense will seize you from the first plot twist and not once let go…

Directory Assistance

Jeez, has it really come to this? Have cell phones, fax machines, and personal computers assumed such an integral role in our harried lives that we prefer securely chatting away in the comfort of our homes to the more exciting possibilities of face-to-face human contact? Hal Salwen, the first-time writer/director…

The Fire Down Below

The makers and distributors of the stale Argentine confection Killing Grandpa would love for me to compare their bland bonbon to the deliciously sexy Mexican mousse Like Water for Chocolate. There are a few similarities: Magic realism informs both tales, and both exalt the power of passion to the point…

Woo Slay Me

John Woo has often cited the films of Jean-Pierre Melville (1917-1973) as among his greatest influences — particularly 1967’s Le Samourai — and it’s easy to see the connection. Even in France, Melville spent most of his career as a cult director: His series of gangster films, starting in 1956…

Monster Smash

A different, more “traditional” (in the sense that Naked Killer’s gleeful man-maimers are a tad atypical) kind of serial killer prowls the streets of Roberto Benigni’s drop-dead comedy The Monster. This film’s mass slayer preys on women; the movie opens with a shot of elevator doors slowly opening and closing…

That Killer Instinct

There’s no getting around comparing the lurid Hong Kong lesbian assassin flick Naked Killer with Russ Meyer’s Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill! Like Meyer’s cult classic, this over-the-top romp from the busy workshop of prolific filmmaker Wong Jing details the deadly shenanigans of a handful of lusty, bloodthirsty felines (two of…

Three Funny Ones

In a recent essay in the New York Times, writer Larry Gelbart traced the roots of modern comedy to ancient Rome. Gelbart, creator of the television series M*A*S*H and coauthor of the 1962 musical comedy A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum, now in revival on Broadway,…

The following correction appeared in “Letters,” May 2:

Errata Owing to a copyediting error, last week’s art column incorrectly stated the year Jean-Bertrand Aristide was elected president of Haiti. The election was held in December 1990. The image reproduced at left and featured on the cover of the April 18 issue was not properly credited to photographer Sergio…

Hollywood Snuffle

Know anybody in L.A. who could use a 1988 Nissan Sentra? Filmmaker Matthew Harrison needs to unload his this week, when he returns to New York City after a year in Lotus Land. New York native Harrison moved to the West Coast shortly after his remarkably accomplished low-budget feature Rhythm…

The Heidi Chronicles

How sorry can you feel for an attractive, intelligent young woman who earned upwards of six million dollars per year by willfully engaging in an ongoing criminal enterprise and arrogantly thumbing her nose at the law until undercover cops busted her? Not very, especially considering that the woman didn’t need…