Perez Hilton Plagiarized Our Elsa Patton Story

See Elsa Patton Collapses at Real Housewives premiere party.Look, we’re not trying to be all whiny and self-righteous. We’re not saying we’re particularly surprised to see Perez Hilton pass off our reporting as his own, or that we expect his blog to adhere closely to the traditional ethics of journalism.All…

Gallery Girls, Episode Five: Deep Thoughts With Angela Pham

See Gallery Girls Episodes One, Two, and Three.First, an apology: Labor Day travel delays prevented us from reviewing last week’s episode of Gallery Girls. We received emails from readers begging us to review the show, because if we didn’t do it, they might have to actually watch the thing. Alas,…

Magic City vs. Sin City: Why Miami Should Be Hollywood’s New Vegas

It seems that every cinematic escapade these days takes place along the Las Vegas strip. While the bright lights, free-flowing booze, high-limit gaming, and bunny ranches all make for the perfect storm setting for over-the-top farces, I think it’s high time that Hollywood realizes that the Nevada desert isn’t the…

Borscht Filmmakers Stage Fidel Castro’s Death at Versailles

Yesterday morning at Versailles, despite both the hideously scorching early heat and the impending threat of rain, a small crowd gathered to celebrate a momentous event. A ragtag band of revelers from across the Cuban-American diaspora showed up festooned with feather boas, Cuban flags, and, of course, the requisite cookware…