See The Real Housewives of Miami’s Season Two Trailer; Elsa Patton Collapses at the Real Housewives Premiere Party.Season one of the Real Housewives of Miami was full of sexy and drama-filled moments that kept you tuning in week after week. Okay, that’s a lie. It was a complete bore. When…
This is a blog post about two movies that were screened for the press within the first 24 hours of the Toronto Film Festival, both of which feature three-way sex scenes. In Spring Breakers, characters played by James Franco, Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Benson “do it” in a swimming pool;…
See The Real Housewives of Miami’s Season Two Trailer.Get ready for a pretty epic mental picture: It was a beautiful Miami night. A tad steamy, but breezy, and the sunset was upon us at The Forge in Miami Beach. Just when you thought the evening couldn’t feel any more like…
From Beverly Hills to Atlanta, the ladies of the household are not only ruling their humble abodes, but the airwaves as well. No matter how much you try and avoid them, Bravo’s Real Housewives are everywhere, folks. Most of them have books, record deals, clothing lines, and more. And one…
It seems that every cinematic escapade these days takes place along the Las Vegas strip. While the bright lights, free-flowing booze, high-limit gaming, and bunny ranches all make for the perfect storm setting for over-the-top farces, I think it’s high time that Hollywood realizes that the Nevada desert isn’t the…
See Amy Poliakoff Calls Liz Margulies Immature; Liz Margulies Says Amy Poliakoff is “Her Own Worst Enemy.”Due to a Labor Day travel horrorshow beyond our control — way to live up to your shitty reputation, airline industry! — we missed Monday’s episode of Gallery Girls and were unable to give…
Yesterday morning at Versailles, despite both the hideously scorching early heat and the impending threat of rain, a small crowd gathered to celebrate a momentous event. A ragtag band of revelers from across the Cuban-American diaspora showed up festooned with feather boas, Cuban flags, and, of course, the requisite cookware…
President Bill Clinton and Massachusetts Senatorial Candidate Elizabeth Warren may have made the most buzzed-about speeches at the Democratic National Convention last night. But Cuban talk show host Cristina Saralegui laid out her views earlier in the night in a way only a Miami Cuban can — with sass, Spanish…
See CSI: Miami is Canceled, but Horatio Caine’s One-Liners Will Live On Forever.If you’ve been feeling forlorn since Horatio Caine’s infamous sunglasses and godawful acting made an abrupt departure from network TV when CSI: Miami was canned earlier this year, you’re in luck. The king of cheesy one-liners and his…
The filmmaker talks 70mm, Joaquin Phoenix, and researching Scientology for his sixth and most anticipated movie.
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Miami’s diverse, thriving indie cinema scene is about to get even bigger. O Cinema, named the Best Art House Cinema in this year’s New Times Best Of Miami issue, will open a second location in Miami Shores in October.O Cinema at MTC, as the new location will be called, is…
Back in the early ’90s, Moira “Mo” Quirk inspired legions of kids to take up athletic pursuits as the co-host and referee of Nickelodeon’s GUTS, a game show pitting kids against each other with feats of extreme athletic prowess (well, extreme for kids, anyway). The most memorable part of the…
When you think bowling movies, you probably think of comedies like The Big Lebowski or Kingpin. Wonderful and ridiculous in their own right, they don’t really shed any light on what it’s like to be a real-life professional bowler.Can you imagine spending your entire life on a quest for the…
