Hey, Golden Globes: Where Our Women Directors At?

It’s shaping up to be a great year for women actors. Bridesmaids, with its Golden Globes, Critics’ Choice and Screen Actors’ Guild award nominations, managed to end the annoying debate over whether women can be funny. (They can, duh.) Lead actor nominations for the ladies have gone to Glenn Close,…

Real Housewives‘ Marysol Patton’s 2011 Pop Culture Picks

As 2011 comes to an end, we’re getting all nostalgic about the great moments in Miami culture that took place over the past year. And we know we’re not alone. So we’ve asked some of Miami’s top artists, writers, film producers and other cultural geniuses about their favorite 2011 memories…

Christmas Claymation: The Five Best Stop-Motion Holiday Movies

Christmas in South Florida doesn’t quite have the same pizazz as other places in the country. Endless sunshine almost always beats the overcast gloom that our northern neighbors suffer through every holiday season, but still, a snowy Christmas must be nice.Since the weather wasn’t enough to satiate our wintertime needs,…

Basketball Wives: Season Four’s Cast is Here

Our mama always told us that great things come to those who wait. Those girls over at 16 & Pregnant have already shown us what happens to those who don’t, but Vh1 is teaching us a hefty lesson as well.After only making us wait a couple of months between seasons…

Critics’ Choice Awards Snubs Emma Stone, Women Directors

Ah, wintertime. It’s the season of giving, the season of joy — unless you’re a film buff, in which case it’s the season of bemoaning awards snubs and studying up for your Oscars picks. The Academy Awards aren’t until Feb. 26, of course, but you’ve still gotta know about film’s…

Cultist’s Guide to Holiday Television

For many, the holiday season is a time best spent with family and friends. For the rest of us, there’s television. For decades, TV has given us a treasure trove of holiday programming, from the true meaning of Christmas in A Charlie Brown Christmas to the delightful suicidal antics of…

Five Mother-Son Relationships Crazier Than We Need To Talk About Kevin

We Need To Talk About Kevin, a thriller centered on the messed-up relationship between a reluctant mother and her son with sociopathic tendencies, opens in theaters Friday. In it, critics say, the ever-freaky Tilda Swinton offers one of her most unsettling performances ever. And judging from the trailer, Ezra Miller,…

Real Housewives of Miami Season Two: Our Predictions

There is a very good chance that when you watched the Real Housewives of Miami, you thought there was no chance in hell they were getting a another season. Much like their sister show, Miami Social, we thought they were goners for sure — mainly because, much like Social, the…

Jersey Shore Shark Attack Fulfills Our Reality TV Fantasies

When we first saw the words “Jersey Shore Shark Attack,” we immediately imagined that the Jersey Shore cast had returned to Miami for another season of embarrassing, drunken antics — and were tragically eaten alive in the waters of South Beach. (On-camera, one hoped.) It turns out that didn’t happen…