Miami International Film Festival Hosts Recent Cinema From Spain Fest

This year marks the inaugural Recent Cinema From Spain Festival, and with Spain’s Goya Awards (the Spanish version of the Oscars, except without any grating Billy Crystal musical numbers) celebrating its 25th anniversary, the Miami International Film Festival and the Gusman Center for the Performing Arts are about to help…

Five Shows We Wish Would Make an Arrested Development-like Comeback

FOX’s cult-hit-turned-fan-favorite, Arrested Development, is returning to the airwaves for a victory lap season leading up to the grand finale feature film. Word of an AD movie has long been buzzing on the interweb, so the added bonus of a full-season’s worth of Bluth family catchphrases has us boiled over in…

Dancing With the Stars Episode Four: Chaz Makes Cher Proud

Last week on Dancing With the Stars Kristin Cavallari was eliminated, a moment ABC recognized by tastefully using CGI to blow her up. A white blonde girl was exploded on TV — is this a tactic to distract Nancy Grace? Last night’s theme was movie scores, so we expected plenty…

Tough Love Miami Episode Three: Things Get Hairy

If you’re a little confused as to why we’ve only been watching Tough Love Miami for two weeks, but are already are on episode three, let us explain. Last week there were two episodes, remember? Now, lets move on. We realized why the show exists, and why it’s in its third…

Porn Company Wants to Buy Nancy Grace’s Farts

Listen, we don’t care if you’re into whips, chains, swinging, cuckolding, cross-dressing, biting, tickling, or whatever else gets you off. But farting? C’mon, there’s nothing sexy about flatulence… or is there? TMZ is reporting that an amateur porn site wants to buy the rights to a three-second Dancing With the…

Top Five Dick Flicks of All Time

Men don’t cry. And they don’t like love stories. Oh, yeah, and they hate all sentimental flap trap. That’s BS. Some of the most popular dick flicks of all time revolve around some schmaltzy love story and guys ball like babies when watching them. Whether it’s an epic love story…