Five Must-Sees at Miami International Film Festival 2011

This year’s Miami International Film Festival is replete with enough films to blow your independent film loving ass clean off with 100 films from 40 countries including Oscar nominated films, international films, an animated film (for adults!), the requisite local-focus films, and rapper 50 Cent starring as a football star…

Hall Pass: Owen Wilson and Christina Applegate get raunchy

Rick and Fred (Owen Wilson and Jason Sudeikis) are two domesticated husbands whose long marriages (to Jenna Fischer and Christina Applegate, respectively) have achieved somnolent routine in suburban Providence, Rhode Island. Yet the wives worry. Rick is a girl-watcher; Fred masturbates in the privacy of their parked Honda Odyssey (his…

Oscar nominees: old-fashioned films no match for indie darlings

Paramount, distributor of David O. Russell’s The Fighter, celebrated the helmer’s Best Director Oscar nomination by placing a “For Your Consideration” ad on the cover of Variety, touting him as “the comeback of the year.” It was an odd choice of phrasing, considering that The Fighter, Russell’s first feature to…

Now playing: The Other Woman

An adaptation of Love and Other Impossible Pursuits, Ayelet Waldman’s novel about Upper Manhattan entitlement and sanctimony, this minor 2009 Toronto Film Festival entry has been dusted off to capitalize on insatiable, inexplicable Natalie Portmania. Portman, who also executive-produced, stars as Emilia Greenleaf, the home-wrecker of the title who becomes…

Real Housewives of Miami Airs Tonight!

Gird your loins: Real Housewives of Miami starts tonight! And while we’re really excited to see it, well, the rest of the country isn’t. People Magazine gave it one star and nicknamed it “Miami Without Spice.” Wow, harsh. Lea Black told us to expect “above the belt drama,” which translates…

Real Housewives of Miami: Meet the Ladies

For months, we heard gossip about a reality show filming here in Miami. And when Bravo finally announced Real Housewives of Miami, of course, our reality-loving hearts were psyched. But then we wondered who the hell would represent our fine city. We heard everyone’s name from Gloria Estefan to “Queen…

O Cinema Starts Screening Films Next Week

Did we just crankily decry Miami’s supposed art cinema boom yesterday? Looks like we spoke too soon because O Cinema will start screening films next week — albeit in a soft opening. On February 24, the theater will show their inaugural film, Mississippi Damned. O Cinema was open during Art…

Liam Neeson, aging brutishly, can’t save Unknown

To age brutishly is Liam Neeson’s apparent career goal — with Taken, Clash of the Titans, The A-Team, and now Unknown, the actor continues to follow the Nicolas Cage path from respected thespian to big-budget ass-kicker. In this tepid thriller from Jaume Collet-Serra (Orphan), Neeson is Dr. Martin Harris, who,…

Now playing: Bhutto, Never Say Never, and Phil Ochs: There but for Fortune

Bhutto111 minutes. Not rated. 7 p.m. Friday, February 18 through February 20, at Bill Cosford Cinema, 1111 Memorial Dr., Coral Gables; 305-284-4861; cosfordcinema.com. Tickets cost $9 general admission, $7 for seniors, students, and UM alumni and employees, and are free for UM students.Duane Baughman’s nonfiction film pays reverential tribute to…

New Charlie’s Angels Set in Miami Holds Casting Call

Long before Pam Anderson bounced down the beach in Baywatch, the original purveyors of jiggle TV were filming beautiful women running in Charlie’s Angels. And as bouncing bossoms never really go out of style, the lady crime fighter series is currently being remade by ABC. This time, however, the drama’s…

Watson, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, and Other Robots on Television

IBM’s Jeopardy! playing super computer Watson has had us glued to the TV screen the past few evenings. We are drawn out of curiosity: we wanted to see if human contestants can beat a computer and if this is what finally pushes Jeopardy past the Wheel of Fortune in the…

Adam West Talks Batman, Family Guy, and Comic Con

Attention nerds: The Wizard World Miami Comic Con is going down February 26 and 27 at the Miami Airport Convention Center. For fans of comic books, sci-fi, professional wrestling, and all sorts of other guilty pleasures, it’s an opportunity to step out of the proverbial nerd closet and openly embrace…

Why RuPaul’s Drag Race Is the Best Thing on Television

If you are lucky enough to have the sensational and spicy LOGO TV channel on your television set, the show to watch on Monday nights is Ru Paul’s Drag Race. Now in its third season, the show combines creativity, artistic expression, personality, and comedy. It puts all other competition reality…