MIFF Review: Web

In 2006, the One Laptop per Child (OLPC) program, a project founded in Cambridge and cosupported by the Miami-based One Laptop per Child Association, implemented a project to give laptop computers to children in developing countries. The culture shock of people in locations without running water but possible internet connectivity…

MIFF’s Short Films: Mermaids, Unicorns, and Fancy Cats

This year’s MIFF offers more than 40 shorts, and with the notable exception of Cherry Pop: The World’s Fanciest Cat (directed by Miami’s own Kareem Tabsch), most of them are not about really fancy felines. They’re also about synchronized swimming, fugitive Mennonites, and Palestinian refugees, because, y’know, diversity. For those…

300 Sequel Offers More Bloody Hunks — and Eva Green

Man, woman, gay, straight, bi: There’s something for everyone in 300: Rise of an Empire, the XXL sequel to the also-larger-than-life Greeks-in-shinguards extravaganza 300. In that picture, directed by Zack Snyder and based on Frank Miller’s graphic novel about the three-day Battle of Thermopylae in 480 B.C., the Spartans and…

The Meh Wayback: Mr. Peabody & Sherman

First, the pleasant surprises. In puffing up the slight, absurd Mr. Peabody and Sherman shorts from Jay Ward’s The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show into an 82-minute 3D save-the-timestream child-distractor, director Rob Minkoff and his many writers have preserved a few of the hallmarks distinguishing the Dada, deadpan, almost primitive original,…

Three Reasons Why HBO’s Looking is the Perfect Show for Women

(Spoiler alert: The following piece discusses up to the February 16 episode of Looking.)HBO’s Looking has had a tough time winning over its intended fans. Upon its premiere, Gawker’s Rich Juzwiak yawningly summed up the political achievement of creator Michael Lannan’s wonderful half-hour dramedy about three homosexual men in San…

The 10 Best Godzilla Movies Ever

The word “dinosaur” translates to “terrible lizard,” and no lizard is more terrible than mothereffing Godzilla. Of course, by “terrible” we mean “completely awesome.” Awoken by nuclear bombs, Godzilla is a giant (s)he-beast (the gender switches, depending on the flick) who breathes radioactive fire and wallops alien invaders, plus half…

Is the New Jesus Movie Son of God Tea Party Propaganda?

That Bible miniseries, originally aired on the History Channel, won notoriety by casting an actor who resembles Barack Obama in the crowd-pleasing role of Satan. The producers — Roma Downey, who plays Mary here, and Mark Burnett, who pioneered the watch-skinny-people-suffer genre with Survivor — insisted that this was a…

Miyazaki Bows With the Gorgeous The Wind Rises

In 1998, Douglas Adams published a sweet, funny essay called “Riding the Rays,” about an excursion to Hayman Island to try a kind of underwater Jet Ski called a Sub Bug because it afforded an opportunity to swim with manta rays. And manta rays are cool. He wrote of his…

Infuriating Doc Kids for Cash Exposes the Judge Who Stole Children

Think back to the worst thing you did in high school. Shoplifting? Busted with a joint? Trespassing while lit up on Boone’s Farm? Now, imagine you pulled your rite-of-passage no-goodnik routine in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania, in the early 2000s. You get busted, the cops get involved, you get hauled to the…

In Non-Stop, Neeson Stomps, Neeson-Style

Action heroes with nothing to lose are the best kind, perhaps the only kind worth watching. In the opening seconds of Jaume Collet-Serra’s Non-Stop, Liam Neeson’s federal air marshal Bill Marks slumps in his parked vehicle while sloshing a few glugs of whiskey into a paper cup and stirring it…

In Russian Hit Stalingrad, the Block Busters You

In the admittedly dubious interest of using national stereotypes as a way of understanding human nature, let’s posit that while Americans have always emerged from the womb cheerfully, pleased with their right to pursue happiness, Russians were born to suffer. That may help explain why Fedor Bondarchuk’s 3D spectacle Stalingrad…

What’s Jay Leno Been Up To Since Retiring?

It was sad — Jay Leno’s 22 years hosting The Tonight Show ended with all the excitement of a guy farting at the mall. We all talked about his joke stealing and his talk-show stealing and how he’d played to the middle, threw away his talent. We were happy to…

Meet Skinaflix, the Netflix for Aficionados of Old-School Porn

“Sex films sell, and other stuff doesn’t . . . or at least not nearly as well,” says film preservationist Joe Rubin. Rubin, 24 years old, is one of the creators working Skinaflix, a VOD-style streaming video service he calls “the Netflix of porn.” At Vinegar Syndrome, a separate DVD/Blu-Ray–centric…