The English Teacher: Quirky Indie With No Laughs

A film seemingly produced only because it boasts enough sizable roles to entice multiple stars, Craig Zisk’s The English Teacher reveals that a respectable cast and much noisy boisterousness isn’t enough to generate a single laugh. Introduced by a stuffy female British narrator as a spinster with no marriage prospects,…

Cannes: The Coen Brothers’ Inside Llewyn Davis

I. First, Something About the Badges (Then We’ll Get to the Coens) Someday I’m going to write a song and call it “Ballad of the Blue Badge.” I haven’t figured out a rhyme scheme yet, let alone a melody, so please allow this outline to suffice: At Cannes, the color…

Fast & Furious & Elegant: Justin Lin and the Vulgar Auteurs

Justin Lin may strike some as out of place in the pantheon of contemporary auteurs. The Taiwanese-born American filmmaker, best known for having directed Fast Five and its sequel, Fast & Furious 6, makes unabashedly populist blockbusters for mainstream audiences—hardly the purview of a “serious” artist. His films, wafer thin…

The Top Ten Movie Theaters in Miami

It’s summertime, which means Miami’s 100% humidity, unoccupied children, and epic blockbusters will have us hightailing it to the movies on the regular. We can’t miss the likes of the Rock, Bradley Cooper and Hugh Jackman lighting up our screens, after all. Even for $12 a pop. But all movie…

O Cinema to Open Outdoor Movie Theater in Wynwood

If the founders of O Cinema can have their dreams fulfilled, the small art house in Wynwood will be able to show three different screenings in three different parts of its building at once. Monday, the theater announced new funding that will get them halfway to that vision, a grant…

The First 48 May Not Return to Miami

Earlier this year, New Times columnist Uncle Luke complained that The First 48, A&E’s reality series that follows Miami police as they attempt to solve homicides, was unfairly depicting the city’s black neighborhoods as “war zones.” Maybe the Miami cops agreed. The department has asked The First 48’s producers to…