Lindsay Lohan’s The Canyons Looks Even Worse Than Liz & Dick (Video)

So you caught Liz & Dick, the “Lindsay Lohan as Elizabeth Taylor” schlockfest of a “comeback project,” on Lifetime last night. And maybe you loved it in all its cheesy, terribly acted glory. Maybe you loathed it, but just couldn’t look away.In any case, Lilo’s coming back, and you have…

Moviegoers Gave Hollywood a Record $290 Million Over Thanksgiving

Have you heard this one? Bella Swan, James Bond, and Abraham Lincoln walk into a bar.The bartender asks, “What are the three of you doing here?”Bella, being the whimpering little twit that she is, can barely answer. James Bond refuses to divulge any information until he’s served one of his…

Seven ’80s Movies That Hollywood Could Remake

In honor of today’s release of remade ’80s hit Red Dawn we thought we’d compile a list of other movies from the 1980s that could use a modern touch up. Hollywood has already ruined such classics like Total Recall and Footloose, but don’t worry, there’s plenty more of your favorites…

Mega-Hottie Housewives Star Joanna Krupa Back on the Market

Men of Miami, put down those pastelitos and pick up some weights, ’cause it looks like the Holy Grail of hotness is back on the market. Model and Real Housewives of Miami star Joanna Krupa has called off her engagement to Mynt Lounge bigwig Romain Zago, according to In Touch…

Kim Kardashian and Sisters to Receive the Keys to North Miami Today

Wow, Andre Pierre. You really wanted to meet the Kardashians, huh?I mean, we get it. Millions of TV viewers are obsessed with them. They’ve got all kinds of famous connections. They’re pretty hot.But using your title as North Miami mayor to stage an “official welcome ceremony” in which you give…