If you love movies that end with some mustachioed sheriff pulling a dead child out of a swimming pool, then you’re out of luck when it comes to Nobody Walks. If, however, you go for films of a rare, fragile emotional beauty, then you should not miss writer-director Ry Russo-Young’s…
If you think the women of Bad Girls Club are outrageous, out of control and utterly obnoxious, just imagine being a dude by their side. We’d speculate it involves taking turns as a punching bag, a bottomless bank account, and a sex slave (the last one might not be so…
When Daniel Craig confidently strides into the hotel room at the Mandarin Oriental Miami to meet with us, he is wearing a perfectly tailored suit with a pocket square, not unlike how James Bond dresses in Skyfall, the latest installment opening Friday. He adjusts his watchband in a way that…
Miami, we have had quite the week. We got a new Marlins manager. We are all still recovering from Halloween. And we got to watch two episodes of Real Housewives of Miami in the span of five days.We don’t how we are keeping our panties on with all this excitement,…
Handsome and suave, in a rugged, don’t-f*ck-with-me way. Handy with gadgets and guns. Has a way with the ladies. Enjoys a strong drink with maximum agitation. Even with a brain-numbingly boring name like James Bond, Ian Fleming’s fictional British secret agent was the most interesting man in the world long…
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Ever since we heard about Miami Connection, the 1980s B-movie featuring ninjas and rock bands in Florida, we’ve been obsessed with its so-bad-it’s-good acting, it’s so-fake-it’s-hilarious special effects, and perhaps most importantly, its so-cheesy-it’ll-be-stuck-in-your-head-for-weeks soundtrack.See also:- Miami Connection, Awful Yet Awesome ’80s Film, Headed to Theaters- The Best Florida Ninja…
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We think it’s safe to say that Real Housewives of Miami is finally starting to heat up. On last night’s special Sunday edition, there were cocktails, violence, and nip slips — oh my! What more could you ask from a Real Housewives franchise? (Not much.)We mean, even Lady Gaga was tweeting…
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Around the four-minute mark of my first viewing of the Cloud Atlas trailer, as the M83 track swelled to its bursting point and a hoverbike darted through future-Korea, I remember e-mailing and GChatting at least a dozen friends with a link to the preview and my take: “Holy Sh*t.” Naturally,…
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