Five Reasons Rock of Ages Is Even Worse Than You Think

Rock of Ages, the musical about Hollywood dreams coming true in the context of ’80s songs that you only hear when frat bros play them on the jukebox at Lost Weekend, opens in theaters tomorrow today. Because it was filmed down here in Miami, we’ve been tracking it for about…

Film Festival Flix Brings Actor Lou Martini Jr. to Miami

Mouse Trap Films president Benjamin Oberman and his staff want to change the film industry.”Every year I saw more and more films qualify for film festivals, prove their worth, but yet fall through the cracks, mostly because they lacked A-list stars or weren’t based on best-selling novels,” Oberman said. “I…

So You Want an Apocalypse? Hollywood’s Got You Covered

If you are reading this, there is a good chance you’re not dead yet. Probably. But don’t worry — if the plethora of recent murders, mutilations, and human-flesh binge eating isn’t enough to assure you that the rapture is quickly approaching, then the slew of contemporaryfilms about the End of…

The Basketball Wives Reunion: Ten Hot Mess Moments

After what feels like six years of watching Basketball Wives season four, it has finally come to an end. And what better way to say goodbye to another dramatic season than with a reunion? Nothing too fancy, of course. Just a small get-together in front of a live studio audience…

Today is Michael Bay Day: Five Ways to Celebrate

Years from now, your great-grandchildren will look up at you from their mini-hoverpods and ask, “Who was Michael Bay, you crazy old crone?” And you will be able to tell them that not only was he a successful movie director with about a bajillion dollars (which will not sound very…