We Love Jeopardy, But That Man v. Machine Stuff Is Whack

Newsflash: Cultist is guilty of watching reality trash television like Jersey Shore and Real Housewives. But what y’all don’t know about us is that we’re also die-hard Jeopardy fans. Not only does is our DVR programed to record new episode of Basketball Wives, it’s also programed to record America’s favorite…

Ten Tricks to Surviving a Horror Movie

​A scary movie is nothing but a pattern; a circumstantial plot that moves from one point to the next,systematically taking its viewers into a familiar world. In one version the chick might be the hero, while in another she’s the victim. There are serial killers and ghosts, and there’s always…

Ten Movies That Will Make You Wish You Were Back in High School

With kids going back to school this week, we adults have one, and only one thought: We hope you’re learning something because traffic totally sucks. And it doesn’t just suck because there are more parents out on the road, it also sucks because there’s more teen drivers out on the…