Going Native

Their official name: The Miccosukee Tribe of Indians of Florida. The “of Florida” came about in the Nineteenth Century when Euro-Americans waged war on the Seminole and Miccosukee tribes — several times — killing and maiming natives until the tribe was so deep in the Everglades, and so many had…

Good Cluck

SUN 4/18 Wings might be rather useless appendages for chickens, but some humans find the paltry poultry parts especially important. This afternoon those people might be seen red-faced, not embarrassed by their love for the blue-collar delicacy but proudly wearing wing sauce as a badge of honor for participating in…

Blond Bombs

NOW 24/7 For the Southwest Miami Senior High School wrestling team, looks matter. In the same way pop stars morph their images to score popularity points, so does the Eagle squad strategize with hairstyles when it comes to postseason matches. Having placed third overall at the recent state tournament, the…

Home Made

Retired lawyer Mervyn Aronoff (above) has painted Asian-inspired canvases for more than 20 years and has rented a studio at the Bakehouse for the last 5, citing the availability of “nice, reasonable space.” Admittedly surprised at the neighborhood’s resurgence, Aronoff is especially glad he joined the community now. “I feel…

Alien Nation

WED 4/21 Do you hear the thundering horde in the distance? GWAR is coming. Are you prepared to be massacred? Well, not in the way you might think. The GWAR (short for God What an Awful Racket) collective is rock band, freaky stage show, art group, and probably a half-dozen…

This Week’s Day by Day Picks

Thursday 4/15 Anatole Litvak’s 1939 film Confessions of a Nazi Spy, a thriller starring Edward G. Robinson as a G-man investigating Nazi cells in the homeland, got so many people nervous that Warner Bros. execs had to testify before a U.S. Senate hearing investigating “warmongering.” Regarded as the first anti-Nazi…

Still No Godot

Be thankful for small theaters. While the larger companies in South Florida cater to conventional tastes, the tiny troupes fill out the menu with an array of riskier, challenging programming. Fort Lauderdale’s Sol Theatre has made risk-taking a fundamental company rule. Tony Priddy and Robert Hooker’s cheeky crew debuted in…

From Slavery to Sovereignty

The Homestead Act of 1862 inspired large groups of former slaves to leave the South following the Civil War and create a number of all-black towns in America’s wide-open Midwest and West. Many of those settlers were unmarried or widowed women who operated their own farms and ranches. Set in…

In the Latin Tradition

The issue of Latin American art — what it is and whether our city is a center for it — comes up in Miami’s art circles almost daily. In truth Miami — for better or worse — feels like a Latin American city within the United States. But we are…

Current Shows

Appalachia: Overloaded with just way too much, Gean Moreno’s “Appalachia” is more like horror vacui, a reflection of our times. Technically they are (executed as) drawings, but these are more hypercollages with glued bits of everything you can imagine: tiny trinkets, diverse stamps, laced curios, motley paper surfaces that offer…

Weird Science

When writer Margaret Atwood looks into the future, it’s never good. In The Handmaid’s Tale, women in a totalitarian society are only valued for their fertility. Now in Oryx and Crake, Snowman — ranting, wrapped in a bedsheet — may be all that remains of the human race. Before the…

River Daze

If Miami is a hand, the Miami River is its lifeline. Although its actual source is the Everglades, to local yokels, the river’s flow begins at some mysterious point behind the Pink Pussycat strip joint just east of the airport. From there to its mouth at posh Brickell Point, the…

Joltin’ Joe

THU 4/8 Let’s hear it for the great Italian tenors: Pavarotti, Caruso, Lovano. Huh?! That’s right, music fans, besides the vocal prowess of generations of golden-throated opera singers, the world has also seen its fair share of great Italian tenors of the jazz saxophone variety, for instance Joe Lovano. But…

Current Shows

A Picasso: Art and politics collide in this fictional drama set in Paris during the German occupation. The mysterious Miss Fischer is sent to interrogate the famed Pablo Picasso regarding the authenticity of three paintings left behind by their owners, who have fled the regime. April 13 through May 2…

Prey to Pretense

The most notable thing about The United States of Leland, a youth violence drama from writer-director Matthew Ryan Hoge, is its earnestness. This is a film that wants to be good. It wants to mean something, it wants to move you, and it wants to ask (if not answer) some…

Construction Funkshion

FRI 4/9 Riddled with cost overruns and delays, the new Miami Performing Arts Center is far from finished and already it has been reported that the acoustics will suck. Set to open in 2006, 16 months behind schedule, the onetime $254 million structure has, thanks to shoddy workmanship and the…

Up the Creek

SAT 4/10 Tequesta Indians, a bridge made of natural limestone, an old starch mill, an oak hammock, and settlers from Elmira, New York: all part of the past and present of Arch Creek Park, a 9.4-acre green space in North Miami dedicated in 1982 after decades of preservation efforts. Today…

Medium Fare

FRI 4/9 The other side: You know, that mysterious plane where our dearly departed depart to and even the folks we don’t care for eventually end up. Where is it exactly? What’s it like? How do you get there? Well, everyone knows the answer to that last question, and it…

Tall Boy

As a professional wrestler, the Rock faced down giants like Hulk Hogan, the Undertaker, and the seven-foot-four Big Show. As an actor, in a relatively short period of time, he’s held his own onscreen with Oscar-nominated Michael Clarke Duncan and Oscar winner Christopher Walken (whom he describes as “geniusly insane”)…

This Week’s Day by Day Picks

Thursday 4/8 Why don’t we get drunk and screw? The folks who are organizing National Alcohol Screening Day today can give you several sobering answers to that eternal question. The day is part of Alcohol Awareness Month, a time when drinkers are asked to consider their alcoholic intake and the…

The Wince and Me

She’s a premed farm girl intent on administering to the world’s suffering children. He’s a car-racing Danish prince looking to shed the burdens of royal duty. They’re both in America’s heartland, where they share a chem lab, an employer, and a penchant for driving fast. What, pray tell, is going…

Wages of Sin

DMX fans expecting the next installment of Exit Wounds or Cradle 2 the Grave may be in for a shock when they sit down to watch his latest cinematic outing, Never Die Alone. For one thing, the movie opens with their hero lying dead in a coffin, and it’s no…