Magic City Episode One: Water, Water Everywhere (Also, Blowjobs)

It’s hard to talk about Magic City without discussing its place in the shadow of Mad Men. We watched the premiere of Magic City immediately after a new episode of Mad Men, which seemed counter-productive. Like eating a steak and then realizing you have to eat a cheeseburger as well…

Dancing With The Stars Week Three: The Return of Stefan Urquelle

Last week on Dancing With The Stars, Martina Navratilova was eliminated. We had a lot of fun making jokes that Martina would be the first eliminated, but… um… yeah, that’s pretty much it. Not to say she wasn’t memorable, but we almost submitted this recap before realizing we called her…

Give It Back Rally: A Big Group Hug For the Coconut Grove Playhouse

A cheer catchier than the material girl’s new song that chants MDNA rang through the streets of Coconut Grove last evening. Calls of “Give it back, give it back” could be heard reverberating off the facade of the Coconut Grove Playhouse, which was shuttered in 2006 and left to decline…

The 36th Annual Carbonell Award Winners: It’s Maltz Madness

The 36th annual Carbonell Awards were handed out amid shrieks and thunderous applause from the audience at the Broward Center for the Performing Arts. Only one pair of presenters was impaired — or aided, you choose — by alcohol, and there was just the right amount of surprise in most…

“Give It Back” Protest Takes Over Coconut Grove Playhouse Tonight

Tonight, South Florida’s biggest names in theater will gather at the Carbonell Awards, our regional version of the Tonys.But in Coconut Grove, another theater-minded group of people will gather in an attempt to resuscitate a former venue for live performance: the Coconut Grove Playhouse.”Give It Back” has called for concerned…

Michael McKeever’s Moscow at Arsht: Lack of Focus Leaves Us Cold

A Cuban society woman turned inept American housekeeper drags a recalcitrant mop bucket across the patio between her awkwardly spread legs. A wide-eyed dilettante, her bird-like frame wrapped in tropical hues, reads a nuclear fallout shelter’s user manual — including bits about what to do with your radioactive hair –…

Dancing With The Stars, Week Two: Martina’s Safe … For Now

Apparently nobody got eliminated from Dancing With The Stars last week. Yawn. What’s the point of this show if it’s not to revel in everyone’s slow but gradual elimination?Not that the first star-booting will be much of a surprise. Face it, Martina Navratilova is going to be the first one…

New Theatre’s Property Line Is Fear and Loathing In Miami

Juan C. Sanchez’s Property Line, which had its world premier last night for New Theatre at the Roxy Performing Arts Center, is a funny, briskly structured, and character-driven tale of loss, culture clash, and possession set in Miami.Sanchez, who is a New World School of the Arts grad, and a…

Miami City Ballet Brings Coppélia Back to Life

Long before Julie “Catwoman” Newmar played a robot in the short-lived ’60s TV sitcom My Living Doll (episodes of which have just been released on DVD, if you’re into that sort of thing), another, different kind of mechanized gal was breaking somebody’s heart. Her name? Coppélia.She was the creation of…

Coconut Grove Residents Demand Playhouse Board “Give It Back”

The Coconut Grove Playhouse doesn’t look like a building that’s worth over $20 million. After nearly six years of disuse and neglect, its windows are broken, its sides are graffiti-tagged, and pieces of the building are literally falling off.But $20 million in Miami-Dade county bond funds have been allocated to…

MDC Live! Brings Pig Iron Theater (and Lizard Brains) to Miami

Have you read your Chekhov lately?Well, these guys sure have. The phenomenal Pig Iron Theater has been invited to perform in Miami as part of the MDC Live! Performing Arts Series March 23 and 24.Their funny and accessible comedic melodrama​ Chekhov Lizardbrain will be playing in the Colony Theater in…

A Pair of Nuts Has a Bone to Pick with Us

Hey, listen: we’re busy people. Between recapping Basketball Wives episodes and learning our ABCs, the truly important stories slip right through our fingers sometimes.Miami natives, Yamil Piedra and Johnny Trabanco (collectively, A Pair of Nuts) were featured at last weekend’s South Beach Comedy Festival. They deserve quite a bit of…