Nine Un-Sexy “Hey Girl” Ryan Gosling Memes

Women need very little to survive: food, water, and high-speed Internet access so they can peruse the gazillion images of Ryan Gosling that float around like meteoroids of pure hot in cyberspace. The ladies have been obsessed with Gosling ever since the release of The Notebook. Hell, those “Photoshopped” abs…

Decadancetheatre: Brooklyn Breaks at the Arsht

Decadancetheatre, an all-female crew based in Brooklyn, is all about staying true to hip-hop culture. They use old-school styles — breaking, popping, locking, and house — to tell stories on stage. In their 2004 performance, Decadance vs. the Firebird, the company remade Stravinsky’s classic ballet. For their Miami debut at…

Step Up 4 Trailer: Can Two Sexy Dancers Find Love In Miami?

The Step Up movies all have essentially the same plot: Boy meets girl. They dance. They fall in love. They live, and dance, happily ever after. But there’s something a little different about Step Up 4: It all takes place in Miami.From the looks of the trailer, released this week,…

Casa de Ha-Ha Comedian Daniel Reskin Launching Podcast

Daniel Reskin, the Miami-born server-by-day, comic-by-night (we’re sure he’s a trained ninja somewhere in between there) just announced he’s releasing his own podcast. Because New Times boasts the speediest reporting known to mankind, we got in contact with Reskin as soon as we saw his tweet about the podcast project …..

Wally Cardona and the Disorienting Experience of Tool Is Loot

Working separately, from New York and Paris, Wally Cardona and Jennifer Lacey are trying to undo themselves. For Tool Is Loot, their upcoming performance presented by Tigertail Productions at the Colony Theatre, they subjected their aesthetic assumptions to the opinions and desires of total strangers. Starting with separate “empty solos”…

Miami City Ballet Shows Guts in “Viscera” Debut

There’s no doubt that Miami City Ballet is graceful. The debut this weekend of “Viscera,” a new work by choreographer Liam Scarlett, proves the company has guts. The 25-year-old choreographer with Britain’s Royal Ballet created the piece specifically for MCB dancers by channeling the power of the principal women. On…

Johnny Trabs Kicks Off Night at the Museum with the Have-Nots

​Have you not heard of the Have-Nots? They produce comedy with a purpose, according to their mission. Miami comedians have joined forces to form a tribe of talent, putting on shows of the highest quality.They’ve asked Johnny Trabs — extremely funny guy, CBS Miami’s “Best Comic in Miami 2010,” SunPost…