Sartre’s No Exit Opens at Naked Stage on Friday

The folks at Naked Stage are always trying to one-up themselves. First, they held their innovative fourth annual 24-Hour Theatre Project, in which local thespians had 24 hours to write, rehearse, and present a play. They followed with the recent premiere of Flashlight Tales — an open-mike night for scary…

Jessica Gross and Andrew Hevia Present “Adventures of a Sexual Miscreant”

We would call New Times Best Comedian of 2010 Jessica Gross and Borscht Film Festival braintrust member Andrew Hevia a power couple in the Miami arts scene if we weren’t above such crass labeling. Luckily for us, their union has finally produced a creative endeavor: the hysterically raunchy Gross-produced, Hevia-written/directed…

Michael Tilson Thomas’s Last Performance at Lincoln Theatre

MTT and Ted Arison lighting the Lincoln’s marquee in 1989.​Think before you snub classical music. Researchers tracked a group of dementia patients and as their gray matter went limp, their musical tastes jumped from Beethoven to Beiber. Digging symphony is not only proof that have brains, though, it may also…

Bugaku Opens Miami City Ballet Season with Japanese Eroticism

When master ballet choreographer George Balanchine unveiled Bugaku in 1962, audiences were stunned by what critics have called “the sexiest show in ballet.” Borrowing from ancient Japanese classical dance, the ballet enacts a marriage rite set to the music of famed pan-Asian composer Mayuzami. In other words, two dancers get…

Lost Your Virginity? Find It Again at Area Stage’s My First Time

Saturday night was “Virgins Get in Free” night for Area Stage’s production of My First Time, a play adapted from the true-life virginity-losing stories that have been submitted to myfirsttime.com since the ’90s. Being the intrepid reporters that we are, we decided to test the veracity of this claim. We…

Miami’s Oldest Modern Dance Company, Momentum, Joins Wolfson Archives

Requiem​Recently, the Wolfson Moving Image Archives, an expansive collection of TV shows, movies, and other moving images that showcase the evolution of South Florida’s communities, announced that they would be adding the entire video collection of Momentum Dance Company to their files. Why Momentum Dance Company? Because they are the oldest…

Virgins Get in Free to See My First Time at Area Stage

Melanie Barkely Shira Abergel talks about her first time.​Much like sex, the internet is a microcosm of the spectrum of human emotion. In a medium where sharing is the rule, some seek unity and connection while others nurture lonely wounds in a vacuous space of anonymity. Back in the pre-blogging…

Josh Wolf Talks Chelsea Handler and Flinging Snot on Bill Gates

Josh Wolf​Comedian Josh Wolf first got onstage as a smart-ass sixteen year old. He takes the Fillmore stage this Friday for the Comedians of Chelsea Lately tour alongside Sarah Colonna, Brad Wollack, and Loni Love. Wolf will go up as someone who has had TV sitcom development deals, a web-series,…

Songs and Dances of America Latina on Display at Gusman

Singers and dancers from the Danmar Academy of Performing Arts (DAPA) in Texas will be at the Gusman Center of the Performing Arts this Saturday and Sunday to perform America Latina: A Mosaic of Cultural Expression. The show could easily be subtitled Miami the Musical. Billed as “a 90-minute show…

Roast in Peace, Greg Giraldo

Is it too soon for a Greg Giraldo joke? Sure he’s only been dead for a day, and accidental drug overdoses are nothing to laugh about–they’re a real downer– but Giraldo was a comedian, a damn good one. Rather than hanging our head down low and crying about the passing…