Current theater: vampire lovers and murderous wives

Two Comedies (The Pattern and The Problem)By Brian Harris and A.R. Gurney. Through February 19 at Edge Theatre, 4141 NE Second Ave., Miami; 305-316-5221. Tickets cost $10-$20.In a not-so-coincidental kick in the pants of the Twilight series of books and films, The Pattern, written by Brian Harris, tells the tale…

Actors’ Playhouse Leads the Way with 11 Carbonell Awards Nominations

The 35th annual Carbonell Awards nominations were announced today. And while the big news is that Actors’ Playhouse and GableStage garnered the most nominations, the bigger news is that Actors’ Playhouse’s production of Miss Saigon earned 11 nominations. It’s the South Florida theater scene’s Avatar! Only without the cartoonish plot…

Relationship comedies get weird at Edge Theatre

Edge Theatre is known for occasional unorthodox performances with stripped-down acting ensembles showcased in small venues across the city. Its unofficial motto is “have stage, will travel,” and productions are hit or miss, depending on the cast. But the ensemble’s current production of The Pattern and The Problem, two one-act…

Not Your Everyday Love Problems at Edge Theatre

Edge Theatre’s two one-act comedies The Pattern and The Problem are not your archetypal love stories. And that’s a good thing. The Pattern sees a young girl seeking professional help and advice in her relationship with a man she’s met online. And while she’s had her history of bad relationships…

Florida Grand Opera Looking for a Few Good Swordsmen

The Florida Grand Opera is gearing up for their next show, Don Giovanni, and if you’re comfortable sword fighting then strap on some tights and head over to Doral Center Rehearsal Studio on February 15 for your chance to earn a paying, non speaking, non singing role in the production…

A weak script and stale jokes sink High Dive

The concept and plot of Leslie Ayvazian’s one-person play at New Theatre, High Dive, are certainly original and creative. The play features a neat audience participation gimmick and a solid, engaging performance from five-time Carbonell-nominated actress Barbara Sloan. But in the end, the concept and performance fall victim to a…

One-Person Play High Dive Plunges into New Theatre

Atop a high dive in a hotel in Greece is a woman who is terrified of heights while her son and 34 other on-lookers goad her to jump. That’s the setting of High Dive, a charming one-person play that opens this Saturday night at New Theatre.Written by award-winning playwright, Leslie…

Jess Curtis/Gravity Brings Mixed-Ability Dance to Inkub8

“It’s like they’re all making dances for a fictional body that none of them have,” choreographer Jess Curtis remembers his colleague saying, describing a university dance program he’d just seen. A seed was planted for Curtis to begin Dances for Non/Fictional Bodies, a work of dance, theater, circus, and more,…

Current theater: schoolteacher nooky and animatronic sex dolls

A Round-Heeled Woman By Jane Prowse. Through February 6 at GableStage at the Biltmore, 1200 Anastasia Ave., Coral Gables; 305-445-1119; gablestage.org. Tickets cost $37.50 to $47.50 . A 66-year-old divorced schoolteacher who hasn’t had sex in 30 years thinks it’s about time she get some nooky. So she takes out…