Top South Beach Pick-Up Lines and Dishes

What do the babes on Ocean Drive eat? And more importantly, just how bad are the pick-up lines used by the sunburned, oversexed, neanderthalic geniuses who pass by them? Short Order decided to check — and also to determine the favorite foods of five hostesses. 5. Sheryl Rodriguez, the hostess…

Scott Conant Likes Miami…

“The people in New York City really took to Scarpetta. So then I decided to spread the love a little bit, and we opened up another Scarpetta in Miami Beach, and the people seemed to like it there as well.Miami is really beautiful, T-Dot. You should check it out sometime.”That’s…

And Scott Conant Hosts New Food Network Show Tonight

At 10:00 p.m., on the Food Network, the Miami-praising chef will be hosting a new competition series called 24 Hour Restaurant Battle. This is how the show is described:”Each one-hour episode features dueling teams who must conceive, plan, and open their own restaurants in 24 hours. On each team, one…

Roadkill Branding Irons, Grill Perversion, and BBQ Weaponry

Summer’s here and it’s time to fire up the grill.  To spice things up, we went on a quest for the ultimate barbecue accessories and came across some gadgets that are definitely worth sharing.The Condiment Gun –   ​ The pictures speak for themselves. This party starter is so popular that it is…

The Funk at Caffe Vialetto in Coral Gables

“This dessert is the funk!”No, Short Order has not let the cast of Jersey Shore in on our dining research. The most popular dessert at upscale, Coral Gables fusion eatery Caffé Vialetto is named “the Funk.” And rightfully so. The other most ordered sweet item is called “the Bomb.”…

Miami Spice: Deal or No Deal? (Pt. 1)

It’s that time of year again, when restaurateurs, in a desperate bid to appeal to those locals whom they’ve shunned for the prior ten months, try to make nice. Fair enough. I mean a deal is a deal, and $22 for a 3-course meal and $35 for a 3-course dinner…

Top 5 Foods To Pair With Your Morning Cup Of Coffee

Requirements: Must be breakfasty, and  easy to pick up and place down without being a distraction from other morning activities (reading news, checking emails, feeding children and pets, etc.). In other words: No utensils involved. Must pair well with coffee — for whatever reason — and be very delicious.5. Homemade…

W Wine Boutique’s Wall of Bargains

Shopping for wine can be daunting, but Eddy Le Garrec, owner of W Wine Boutique on South Beach, says he’s determined to “make it as simple as possible.”  A trained sommelier from France, Eddy took us through the place’s clearly marked sections. There is a Champagne wall (unfortunately no spigot)…

Izabela Wojcik and James Beard, Part 2

Here’s Part 2 of our interview with Izabela Wojcik. You can read the first part here.New Times: Do chefs have to be award nominees or winners to be considered for cooking at Beard’s House?Izabela Wojcik: It’s unrelated. [But] often chefs who have won cook here. It’s a… goal. How are they selected?We’re…

Top 5 Restaurants in Coconut Grove

We all hope the new Paragon Grove 13 movieplex has a reviving effect on the area’s moribund dining scene. Yet even in its darkest hour, Coconut Grove still boasts a number of bright spots at which to eat. The following five, I think you will all agree, are the very…

Tel Aviv’s Produce Market Explored

Hacarmel, Tel Aviv’s fruit and vegetable bazaar, is like the world’s largest, freshest supermarket. Stall upon stall of succulent produce is sold at this bustling marketplace. From the ordinary (luscious red tomatoes) to the unique (spices and chicken hearts) to the pedestrian (underwear and pots and pans), anything can be…

Blue Martini Lounge Set to Stir Up Kendall

Right on the heels of Anthony’s Coal Fired Pizza comes another new entry in Kendall. On July 30, an 8,500-square-foot Blue Martini Lounge will premiere at the newly renovated Palms at Town & Country Shopping Center. You might be familiar with the martini-lounge-cum-restaurant-cum-live-entertainment-venue if you live in  Boca Raton, Fort Lauderdale, Las…

The Food of Miami Cookbook

This compilation of recipes from Miami’s best chefs, whose full title is The Food Of Miami:Authentic Recipes From South Florida And The Keys, was published in 1999. It is interesting if for no other reason than to get an idea of who were considered Miami’s top toques at the time. Most…

Casa Toscana Shuts Its Doors

Beloved neighborhood Italian eatery Casa Toscana has just announced that it will shut its doors immediately. Owner Sandra Stefani sent out an e-mail thanking her customers for their patronage and friendship over the last six years. Blame it on the economy, or Miami’s obsession with the newest, latest on the…

Anthony’s Pizza Fires Up Kendall

“Well-done pizzas” have landed in Kendall. It happened this past weekend, when Anthony’s Coal Fired Pizza opened its fifth Miami-Dade location (and 23rd nationwide) at 12502 N. Kendall Dr., a half-mile west of the turnpike.ACFP’s anthracite-burning ovens heat up to 800 degrees, a beautifully blistering blast of fire that chars…

Yes Pasta! Design Your Own Pasta

First, choose from seven types of noodles. Then, choose from 15 sauces. And finally choose an add-on if you’d like one. Sound gimmicky? Perhaps, but despite the concept this North Miami restaurant serves tasty bowls of pasta. Yes Pasta! is located in a shopping plaza on Biscayne Boulevard, nestled between…

Hialeah Products Company, Not Just for the Nut Lover

If you’ve been to a bar in Miami, chances are Noah Lesser had some say in the snacks you ate.  Have you stayed in a hotel room and devoured the candy and dried fruits from the minibar? Thanks, Noah. The second-generation owner of Hialeah Products Inc. began working in the…

Hot Plates: Ale Odriozola at Sugarcane Raw Bar Grill

Meet Ale Ordriozola, a curvy 24-year-old server at Sugarcane in Midtown. She once attracted attention at Meat Market on Lincoln Road, but has been with Sugarcane in Midtown since it opened in January. The curvy server of Venezuelan, Cuban and Peruvian descent makes her unisex uniform sexy, accenting it with a…

Chimichanga at Aguacates

The chimichanga at Aguacates starts with a choice: Shredded beef, chicken pastor, or steak carnitas. Try the last, cubes of well-seasoned steak wrapped in a large flour tortilla with refried beans and Monterey Jack cheese, the whole shebangachanga then deep-fried to crisp splendor. Have the friendly counterperson add some dabs…

Bleu Moon Sports Bar Offers Great Views in an Awkward Location

The Place: Bleu Moon Sports Bar(at the Doubletree Grand Hotel) 1717 N. Bayshore Drive, Miami786-275-4051bleumoonbar.comThe Hours: Daily, 4 p.m. – 7 p.m.The Deals: All beer and wine is half off and cocktails check in at $5. Ladies drink free on Friday nights (10 p.m. – 1 a.m.)…