“Men Seeking Men. What Are They Seeking?”

Richard Kirshen, a Miami Beach business owner who does a blues show on Talk City, was having breakfast with his eight-year-old granddaughter, Shelby, at the GreenStreet Cafe in Coconut Grove recently.”Somebody left a New Times on the table,” Kirshen recalls. “She picked it up, started paging through, and then said:…

Top 10 Foods The Cast of Jersey Shore Misses on South Beach

Jersey Shore guidos and guidettes can only survive so long when taken out of their environment. MTV recently experimented on the species by sending the cast to South Beach and filming their reactions. As it turns out, when faced with the long-term deprivation of their native foods and habitat, los…

Plato Royale: Guacamole at Talavera and Rosa Mexicano

Guacamole dates back to the Aztecs. These days, it can be found in variations with fruit — like at Mercadito in Midtown  — bacon as at El Scorpion (bacon) — and at Talavera (pork rinds). Short Order took the guacamole at Talavera and at New York-based chain Rosa Mexicano -…

Food & Wine Strikes Back at El Jefe

Food & Wine Editor Dana Cowin responded to my post from last week about the magazine’s lack of top new chefs who are either Hispanic or from Miami. She — and spokeswoman Lori Lefevre — make some good points. For instance, they note the mag is a top sponsor of…

Mooie’s Feeds Your Inner Child

It’s pretty obvious that Mooie’s was created with children in mind. Outside the Miami Shores ice creamery, buckets of chalk allow the artistically inclined express themselves on the sidewalk. Small stools in front of the counter let little ones peer into the ice cream cooler. In the backyard, beanbags and…

Hot Plates: Nicole Hirtle at LIV

Nicole Hirtle is the striking blond bartender at LIV nightclub at the Fontainebleau Hotel on Miami Beach. The 27-year-old Boston native pours a strong vodka and cranberry from the mezzanine level bar, where she is surrounded by celebrities, socialites and DJ devotees. Not only does she do high volume business,…

Celebrate National Licorice Day in Tut and Napoleon Style

Thanks to the Panda folks, we have been made aware that today is National Licorice Day. For us licorice and anise-adorers, this is just cause to stuff our faces with the chewy stuff. But for those of you out there who nearly dry-heaved when you found a black jellybean in…

Weekend Blog Watch: New Chinese, Beer, Grits, Ribs, and Farms

Chinese food alá fresh-and-local on it’s way to Surfside. [PowerRankings]Novecento Sam Adams beer dinner coming on April 14th. [SoFloBeerBlog]Genuine Cart video recap from art walk, [GenuineKitchen], and a user review, [MiamiBro]Miami goes Alabama, eats ribs, fried green tomatoes, oyster po boy, and more. [BlindTastes]A Riesling paired three course dinner at…

Sneak Review: Sugarcane Raw Bar Grill

A sweet little nibble from this week’s Cafe review:Sugarcane’s success all but screams at diners as they enter the voluminous space. It isn’t just that the room is packed to the gills and very loud  (although this does always seem to be the case), but it exudes the big city…

Cool Restaurant Interiors: Meat Market

Set on Lincoln Road, Meat Market is sexy and sophisticated. Dominated by earth tones and neutrals, the room draws you in from the moment you set foot inside.Studio A design, the design firm in Manhattan responsible for Meat Market’s décor, describes it as a melding of masculine elements with feminine…

Food & Wine Magazine: Lazy and Anti-Hispanic? (Updated)

This year’s winners for Food & Wine magazine’s best new chefs are out and the choices are an outrage. Not only did Miami get screwed again, but the absence of Hispanics in this respected mag’s list is apparent and ugly.The issue names ten new chefs from across the country as…

Mercadito in Midtown Miami Offers an Uneven Dining Experience

We were invited to dinner last night at Mercadito, the new Mexican restaurant at Midtown Miami. This much-hyped eatery is located next to another newcomer to Miami’s restaurant scene, Sugarcane. Both are gorgeously decorated, high-concept spaces with multiple locations behind them. While Sugarcane was a hit from its first day,…

Eat Horse Meat, Spend a Year in a Florida Jail (Updated)

Last year, somebody killed and ate Ivonne Rodriguez’s quarter horse, Geronimo. If that somebody tries the same thing next year, he will likely spend at least a year in jail and pay a $3,500 fine. The Florida House of Representatives is poised to pass a bill making it a felony…

Local Vibes at Jada Coles on the Happy Hour Hunt

Jada Coles2224 Coral Way, Miami305-456-9242/ jadacoles.comThe Deal: Monday-Friday, 4 p.m. to 7 p.m., half off everythingLocated directly on Coral Way right off 22nd Avenue, Jada Coles blends just enough comfort to be deemed “laid back” with just enough quirkiness to be deemed charming. Couches are nooked towards the front of…

Roots in the City Farmers Market Brings Fresh, Affordable Food to Overtown

The Roots in the City Farmers Market in Overtown saw its busiest day yet during a dedication ceremony that included Miami Mayor Thomas Regalado and Commissioner Richard Dunn yesterday. The Booker T. Washington High School band kept things lively as Overtown residents, Brickell and downtown workers on lunch breaks, government…

Brunch at Michael’s Genuine Food & Drink

Sunday brunch at Michael’s Genuine Food & Drink, (on NE 40th Street in the Design District) is divided into six categories: savory, sweets, eggs & things, breads, meats and snacks. The items arrive in small portions to be shared. You can eat light or scarf down fattening, fried and filling…