Your Float Gets Spiked at the Yard House

Yesterday evening, I found myself in a shadowy corner of the Yard House, a warehouse-style chain restaurant and beer supermarket at Merrick Park. There’s a massive selection of 50-odd pale ales, dark ales, lagers, and more; it’s a garish scene, set to the nerve-squelching strains of so-called classic rock like “Nothing’s…

Waxy’s On The River Grand Opening Tonight

Waxy O’Connor’s Irish Pub opens for business in Brickell today at 5 p.m. Dubbed Waxy’s On The River, the address is 690 NW 1st Court, on the river side of the Neo Vertika building.Starting tomorrow they will begin their regular operating hours of 11 a.m. to 5 a.m. Waxy’s On…

Weekly Wrap Up: The Friday Que Bola Asere

Wasup. Que bola. Que tal. Que onda. Wat they do. Sak pase. Sak ap fet. Comment allez vous. Konichiwa. Another week, another weekend. When will all the weeks end and leave us just the weekends? Thanks to the great American time conspiracy, probably never. Here’s what you might have missed…

Churchill’s Pub in Little Haiti Behind The Scenes In Pictures

Churchill’s Pub aka Churchill’s Hideaway is getting ready to celebrate 30 years in existence in Miami’s Little Haiti. There are a lot of old bars/live music venues in Dade, but what sets Churchill’s apart is that they’ll let anybody play there, which along with it being Dade County’s home of…

Dinner for 2 at Ariston: $34.95

Ariston Restaurant, New Times’ 2009 winner for Best Greek Restaurant, has just premiered a new set menu that makes it the Least Expensive Greek Restaurant as well. Deal is $34.95 — for two! — for a three course meal that includes: Choice of Greek salad, dip of the day with…

Florida Citrus Center’s Free Fresh Squeezed Orange Juice In Pictures

A recent weekend roadtrip to Ginnie Springs in High Springs, Florida with a beautiful girl found Short Order investigating the “Free Orange Juice” billboards on the Florida Turnpike. Pictured above is Bill Koki, a worker at one of several Florida Citrus Centers where the free juice is distributed out of…

Food News Roundup – Burger King, Tap Water, Lime Fresh, Banana Farms, Lose Weight, Chef Allen, Great Food, and Cuba

Burger King continues its quest for world domination, 4th quarter numbers are in, profits are up, revenues down. [Forbes] [BizJournals] [BKCorp]Miami Dade Water & Sewer Department launching advertising campaign to promote the benefits of tap water for your drinking pleasure. [Bnet] [FoodWaterWatch]Lime Fresh Mexican Grill names a former Starbucks exec…

Jamaican Me Hungry, Part 4: Howie’s Healthy Eating

Howie’s Healthy Eating is on the A2 road at the turnoff to YS Falls, west of Treasure Beach on Jamaica’s Southwest coast. Truckers and tourists alike make sure to stop in at this institution for all manner of Jamaican food cooked in large pots over pimento wood fires — 24…

Kourtney Kardashian Runs Around Naked, and New Video

Kourtney Kardashian is naked, at her house, where she runs around all day with no clothes on, which is what she told media she likes to do. The reality television star of Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami fame is also pregnant. Kourtney spent the summer hot and wet on Miami…

Miami’s Natural Choice Vending Stocks Healthy Options In Snack Machines

Aah vending machine, that great bastion of robot based snack-type commercial transactions. Frosted cakes, chocolate bars, sour candies, chips a plenty and sodas to go with em’, that’s the vending way. A South Florida company called Natural Choice Vending begs to differ. Two vegetarian raised sisters from Miami, Jennie and…