Petit Rouge is a French Bistro in North Miami headed up by Chef Neal Cooper. Lee Schrager, founder of the South Beach Wine and Food Festival recently twittered mid meal “Enjoying my dinner in Miami at Petit Rouge. Best profiterols I’ve ever had……. Mmmmm good!!!”I spoke to Chef Neal by…
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Mother’s Day Munchies in Miami
This month the Biscayne Times, owned and operated by former New Times editor Jim Mullin, features an article by Jeff Shimonski, a certified arborist and director of horticulture at Jungle Island, on home composting techniques. Shimonski uses vermiculture, compost via earthworm, at his own home’s vegetable garden. Shimonski writes “I purchased a…
Crazy Pianos, “The world’s most famous duelling piano entertainment concept,” opens today in the Grove. The original location is Holland, so that roughly makes Crazy Pianos Miami the world’s second most famous place of its kind, even if you’ve never heard of it, cause, well, how many duelling piano entertainment concepts…
New York Bagel Deli, which for years has been stuffing the kishkas of grateful customers at 6546 Collins Avenue, is opening a downtown Miami branch in the Dupont Building, and is also slated to start a bagelry at Biscayne Boulevard and 23rd Street. The downtown deli should be open next…
Wanna crash your work computer? Today is the last day to download a coupon from Oprah’s website that offers two pieces of grilled chicken, two sides and a biscuit from KFC as part of a new, supposedly healthier menu. Hey free food is free food and getting it is awesome,…
You asked, we fetched. Mercy wrote in: “I tried making Michy’s croquetas and matched up the ingredients well — but what breading is used? Can you give me the receipe for the croquetas and fig marmalade? It is one of my favorites.”The recipe for croquetas with blue cheese and jamón…
Anthony’s Coal Fired Pizza, which in 2002 launched its first branch in Fort Lauderdale, has opened location number 15 in Pinecrest (10205 S. Dixie Highway). The chain is known for its authentic-800-degree-anthracite-coal-burning-oven “well done pizzas” — and, to a lesser degree, chicken wings roasted in the same oven. This will…
Pizza Fusion wants readers of Short Order to know that their 5:30 to 7:30 p.m. deal, details of which were posted earlier today, brings diners a personal size pizza (4 slices), not a medium pizza (6 slices) as their first release had erroneously claimed. Also, please note that the special…
I’m bout to let you Short Ordrians in on a secret. Jesus was a Mexican, and he has a drink named as such, and nobody’s ever heard of it because I made it up.This is an exclusive, as yet unreleased recipe. The only person who’s ever heard it was the…
In real life, at least according to wikipedia, Cinco De Mayo “commemorates the Mexican army’s unlikely defeat of French forces at the Battle of Puebla on May 5, 1862.” In America it usually means tacos and tequila shots, and tourist versions of mariachi hats.The Cinco De Mayo festivities at Jaguar,…
Pizza Fusion in North Miami Beach (in the Biscayne Commons Mall) has come up with a timely special: Between the hours of 5:30 p.m. to 7:00 p.m., price for a medium pizza (with white or whole grain crust) will be dictated by the clock. So if you arrive at 5:31…
Miami didn’t bring home any Beards this year. The award for best new restaurant went to Momofuku Ko in New York, not Miami’s Sra. Martinez, edged out by comic value points for the name Momofuku.Best Chef South went to John Currence from City Grocery in Oxford, Mississippi. One of the…
Cinco de Mayo, like Independence Day, Labor Day, Memorial Day, St. Patrick’s Day — heck, like most of our holidays — means little to Americans other than an excuse to congregate in large groups and get shit-faced on booze. Sad, really, but I’ll leave that as fodder for social scientists…
May is officially National Hamburger Month, official in the sense that it was enacted as a vast marketing scheme by either White Castle or Krystal depending on whom you ask. We here at Short Order support fast food America, capitalism, and fake holidays, but let’s face it, corporate chain burgers…
Got money? Drink wine? Support the Make-A-Wish foundation? Prove it this May 13 at Morton’s The Steakhouse in North Miami Beach (17399 Biscayne Blvd) when Duckhorn Wine President Alex Ryan hosts an exploration of his company’s vineyards with wines from the Goldeneye and Paraduxx collections paired with a five course…
Congratulations to Kristen Hinman from our sister paper in St. Louis, The Riverfront Times, for her James Beard award for best Newspaper Feature Writing Without Recipes, for her article “The Pope of Pork.”The James Beard Awards are like The Oscars for the culinary world. Kristen’s article about the pork farming…
Sometimes I sit around for hours on end scooping sardines out the can with sour cream and onion pork rinds and drinking one tall can after the next of Arizona fruit punch. That’s my reality. It’s refreshing to see what other bloggers are up to. Some of the following posts…
This post is dedicated to the time I got arrested on Mother’s Day when I was 15. Do not — I repeat — do not, get high with your friends on the roof of a parking garage in Coral Gables and throw rocks at the Metrobus, even if it’s parked…
In a response to our blog about the up-and-coming MIA venue in downtown Miami, Eddie writes that he will miss another downtown spot, Prime Blue Grille — which reminds me of a an old country music song, How Can I Miss You When I Don’t Know You’re Gone?According to Daily…
Attention flask fanatics and supporters of small, brown, you-don’t-need-to-know-my-business paper bags; there’s a new BYOB in MIA. The Wynwood Social Club (2501 N.W. 2nd Ave., Miami, across the street from Joey’s) doesn’t serve the sauce but delves out mixers that range from tonic, sparkling water, soda, and Snapples for free…
