Ocean Drive’s Last Great Hope

By this time in a year of typical South Florida weather, locals would have retreated indoors weeks ago, not to emerge from our excellent air conditioning till October or so. This year’s unseasonably cool spring, however, has blessed us with some extra time to enjoy the beach — time that’s…

More Dancing Than Dining

A few years ago I had a conversation with a Cuban-American friend about why, in her opinion, the Latin food in the rest of the United States was so unsatisfactory that she could not possibly live anywhere but Miami. Nuevo Latino cuisine wasn’t yet quite as hot as toaster waffles…

Not Your Mama’s Italian

Journalists, just like other people, have what seems to be an almost genetically programmed weakness for “Best” lists, especially when it comes to restaurants. Here at New Times, we in the food department try to resist, at least to the extent of refusing to assign eateries a certain number of…

Upstairs, Upscale, and Uplifting

Like a great lover who is both thrilling and comforting, the food at Mosaico is a combination of care and passion. And it is excitingly accessible. Please repeat “accessible” 50 times. As you do that, I’ll tell you that Mosaico’s chef, Jordi Vallès, formerly cooked at the Spanish restaurant La…

Getting What You Pay For

Several national publications recently declared Miami’s 33137 zip code — the narrow rectangle north of downtown, between Biscayne Bay and North Miami Avenue — to be one of the hottest five locales in the U.S. based on rising real estate values. This zip code ends at 62nd Street. But residents…

Off the Popular Path

Most yuppies who moved to South Beach in the early Nineties did so because of the buzz, the burgeoning reputation of the place (once known as God’s Waiting Room) as a 24/7 magnet for hip excitement. Nightlife, celebrities, and fashion shoots could be found on every other corner. My life…

Dark Beer Über Alles

It’s not so surprising that South Florida has few German restaurants. Despite a significant Jewish population with ancestral roots in northern Europe, nostalgia goes only so far. There’s little need down here, after all, for carb-heavy, hearty fare to fuel the peasant population through long, frigid winters. And it’s undeniable…

Brazilian Cowboy’s Delight

Around the year 1800, European immigrants who’d settled in the southern Brazilian grasslands of Rio Grande do Sul, bordering Argentina and Uruguay, developed a cooking style to match their lifestyle of herding cattle. First they would build a campfire and allow the fire to burn down to coals. Then they’d…

Greetings from Hong Kong

When a Chinese restaurant advertises “Hong Kong-style cuisine,” the main thing diners can count on is variety. Historically a sizable percentage of this southern territory’s inhabitants (now numbering approximately seven million) have been immigrants from all over China — a vast country with dramatically varied geography and climates, and correspondingly…

Steak House Chic

Back in 1915, the year Miami Beach became a city, Brown’s Hotel was the place to hang out. Actually it was the only place to hang if you insisted on amenities like a place to sit down or a roof over your head. Joe’s Stone Crab, predating the city’s founding…

A Treat Waiting to Happen

There are some nice surprises about the Sonesta Beach Resort’s top-end Purple Dolphin restaurant, but getting there isn’t one of them. On a first visit, following directions I’d received from a hotel employee, I arrived half an hour late. On a second visit, a dining companion (who, being from out…

The World According to Norman

For more than a decade, as the rest of Miami’s “Mango Gang” of chefs (Douglas Rodriguez, Mark Militello, and Allen Susser) parlayed their Hispanic-influenced New World cuisine into restaurant empires and product marketing, Norman Van Aken resisted such expansion. While he did write several cookbooks in those years, Norman’s in…

Deli Dinner Delights

Hit Bagels and Company on any given morning, at any given moment, and you’ll find yourself waiting on line at the counter or for a table. Weekends aside, this popular neighborhood spot is never not thronged with northern Miami-Dade residents thrumming fingers impatiently for toasted bialys with whitefish salad, homemade…

Mistaken Identity

Catching a movie at CocoWalk always presents a problem. I’m not talking about parking, either, though that is also problematic in Coconut Grove. Where to go for a good pre- or postshow meal is the real dilemma. While the CocoWalk neighborhood is hardly lacking in eateries, the food at the…

First Come, First Served

The Spanish word chispa means spark, which conveys a sense of excitement even in its most basic translation. But at Robbin Haas’s four-month-old Chispa, the connotation is meant to go beyond that. If you’re a person with chispa, the restaurant’s Website (www.chisparestaurant.com) proclaims, you’re “a hot-blooded firecracker who’s just dangerous…

In Pursuit of the Perfect Pizza

The parameters that guide the making of a perfect pizza are pretty clear. A pie must have a good crust, whether it be thick or thin; vibrant sauce, whether it be red or white; and tasty toppings, whether they be traditional (pepperoni) or neo (chili peppers). In that respect, Pizza…

Blink and Ye Might Miss It

In its old location, as an adjunct to the now-defunct Café Del Mar on Biscayne Boulevard and NE 86th Street in Miami, Ye Olde Boston Fish Market was somewhat visible — as in, not invisible. It was hard to angle your car into the parking lot, yes. And the storefront…

One Name, Many Tastes

In the late 1980s diners from the San Francisco Bay Area, the birthplace of French-influenced Chez Panisse — and, from there, the entire New American food revolution — suddenly became disgustingly health-conscious. The rest of America’s restaurants followed. Obsessed with cholesterol and weight, restaurant clientele rejected France’s creamy dishes (Julia…

All Night Long

For a place where the party goes on 24/7, South Beach has surprisingly few restaurants that are open 24/7. Snack joints where one can fuel up on a slice, sure. But real restaurants — where night people can experience real meals — even vaguely comparable in style, excitement, and fun…

Don’t Tempt Me, Argentina

Sure, there’s meat aplenty to be found at this Argentine gourmet market and café, which has a location in Aventura only several months old and another, newly opened, in the Village of Merrick Park in Coral Gables. You can order garlicky, thinly sliced matambre (roasted and rolled flank steak stuffed…

Back to Basic Beirut

Among his recommendations for preparing a career as a truly informed restaurant critic, legendary food writer Craig Claiborne listed — right up there with actually working in top chefs’ kitchens, or extensive reading about food — gourmet world travels, learning by experiencing, and analyzing dishes at their source. When asked…

Polly Doesn’t Want a Cracker

Three ways to draw unwelcome attention to yourself at Parrot Jungle: Climb the monkey tower, yelling, “I am king of the primate world!” Teach the parrots to squawk, “Come here, little girl. Want some candy?” or simply walk around the exhibits with a young child firmly clasped in one hand…