The Eight Best Miami Bars for Bad Moms

It’s hard to ignore sexy older women — “bad moms,” if you will — especially now that the Mila Kunis-starring sequel is in theaters. Whereas younger women are naively preoccupied with perfecting their Instagram followers-to-following ratio, Miami MILFs exude a self-acceptance that, in a town that hypersexualizes women, can be attained only through hard-earned experience.

Ten Miami Christmas Songs, From Trashy to Terrific

Miami Christmas music is a rich tapestry of tradition and trash. Selecting the best Christmas music, no matter who you are, is like picking the least painful ear infection of your life. Only sociopaths masquerading as normal humans willingly listen to holiday tunes anytime besides December 25. In fact, a…

Katy Perry Is Making the Same Saccharine Pop She’s Always Made

Katy Perry has had a rough 2017. Her latest album, Witness, debuted at number one but ultimately sputtered. Its songs were largely ignored by radio, her music videos barely registered a blip around the pop-culture water cooler, and the album failed her mission statement to make “purposeful pop.” Truth be told, her bleach-blond…

The Five Most Popular Miami Concert Reviews of 2017

The year might have been a political and social dumpster fire, but at least Miami got to see some decent shows. The most-read New Times concert reviews of the past year represent a diverse mix of genres, personalities, and venues, but they have one thing in common: They kept South Florida rocking through all the ups and downs.

The Best Concerts in Miami This Week, December 11-17

Christmas comes early this week when Y100’s Jingle Ball takes over the BB&T Center Sunday for a festive celebration of pop music. You’ll find acts like Demi Lovato, Logic, Fifth Harmony, and Nick Jonas ready to spread some holiday cheer. However, make sure not to skip out on pop royalty when…

Superchunk Breaks the Glass at NADA Miami

The patio of Ice Palace Studios, the home of NADA Miami, is a haven for cool liberal dads and artsy couples. Picnic tables and grassy knolls create a homey cookout vibe for the colorful and large-spectacled patrons of NADA. In shorts and accompanied by Jim Wilbur with acoustic guitars, Superchunk’s Mac McCaughan is the cool liberal dad of the afternoon.

Paramore Makes Pop-Punk Dance at the Fillmore

If you were were 13 to 16 years old in 2007, there’s a chance Paramore was then the most important band in the world to you. Maybe you read articles on WikiHow such as “How to Be a Scene Kid” and scribbled on your Chucks with a Sharpie. Maybe you even took a certain photo of Williams to the Regis salon at Dadeland Mall and told the stylist, “I want this haircut,” and regretted it for years.

Daikaiju to Put on a Monstrous Show at Kill Your Idol

Performance art will abound throughout Miami during the weekend of Art Basel, but few performers are as committed to putting on an insane show as Daikaiju, which will return to South Florida when it plays Saturday night at Kill Your Idol. The band’s show at the same venue this past October poured onto the street, where the band, audience, and pedestrians became entwined with volume and flames.

Look Alive Fest Headliner Royal Trux Plays Authentic Rock at Churchill’s Pub

With wild performances, a tumultuous relationship, drugs, and genuine style, Royal Trux’s Jennifer Herrema and Neil Hagerty offered an authentic alternative to ’90s alt rock. From 1987 to 2001, the then couple made beloved albums like Twin Infinitives and Pound for Pound and performed memorable antics that placed them in dictionary under “Fuck…

Ten Best Free Parties During Art Basel Miami Beach 2017

What’s keeping you at home during Miami Art Week? Is it that a lot of events are “by invitation only,” and the thought of having to schmooze your way in seems exhausting? Or is it the exorbitant prices some venues are charging? That’s why this week is so great. There’s something for every…