Six Best Club Parties in Miami This Week

No one parties like the Magic City. That’s why the 305 is always poppin’ with kick-ass music and wild bashes that last till the break of dawn. Just check out the six best club celebrations going down this week. See also: Five Best Concerts in Miami This Week…

Viral Rapper Stitches: Some Truth, Many Questions

A gleaming white Cadillac Escalade lurches to a stop in a grimy South Beach alley. A slender, olive-skinned dude in a T-shirt steps out holding a bulky duffel bag. He approaches a husky, Mohawked young man with gold teeth and a face full of startling tattoos that include a microphone,…

Music’s Five Dumbest Marketing Trends

You gimmicky schmucks. Yes, you. The multi-platinum artist reigning over the Billboard charts, farting out hits like your shit doesn’t stink. Actually, it smells like your soul died and rotted. It’s so hard to hear any good music over all these wack-ass jumble jams. Your keywords are rich, but your…

DJ Laz Returns to Miami Radio on Hits 97.3

The Pimp With the Limp is back. It’s been a rough few years for booty bass pioneer and radio host DJ Laz. In 2012, the Miami legend suddenly and shockingly split with Power 96, ending a 22-year tenure. At the time, he planned “to take the boat out for a…

Five Best Concerts in Miami This Week

Ever wished you could make the week disappear? So does, like everyone else in the Magic City. That’s why we’re always on the search for good music, good times, and good people. Just check out the five best concerts going down this week. See also: New Times’ Concert Calendar…

Five Signs It’s Time for Party Rehab

Calling all club rats! It’s time for a lifestyle upgrade. Excessive clubbing is fun at first, but no one wants to turn into an episode of the Real World. Long-term excessive clubbing can have adverse effects on your wallet, your sanity, and the sanity of those around you, especially in…

Miami’s Ten Best Things to Do Under $10 This Weekend

Feeling a sudden burst of energy this morning? That’s what you call Friday. And come 5 p.m., you’re gonna shut off your email, throw your papers in the air, and party all weekend long. Just check out Miami’s ten best things to do under $10 from sazón y rumba with…

Rita Ora Playing Free Show at Grand Central Miami, Courtesy of Hits 97.3

Which “Black Widow” once dated Calvin Harris, “Will Never Let You Down,” and is coming to play a free and intimate show at downtown Miami’s Grand Central? It’s bleach-blonde bombshell Rita Ora, of course! And it’s all thanks to Hits 97.3’s Hits Sessions series. All you’ve got to do is…