G5ive Monday Nights Will “Put Your Pussy to the Taste Test”

“Honey, I’m just going to pop out to catch some stand-up comedy, live funk music, and spoken-word poetry.” “Are you sure you’re not going to the strip club again?” “Does that sound like the sort of thing that would happen in a strip club?” “So you’re not going to be…

French Horn Rebellion Takin’ Back at Grand Central on September 14

The French horn doesn’t get enough love, man. It’s really a beautiful instrument. But it’s been all but forgotten in our modern uhntz-uhntz-ing age. And it almost never gets you laid in band class. Damn, trumpets get all the ass. Two brothers from Brooklyn learned this the hard way. They…

Congorock Teams With Sean Paul, Announces 2012 North American Tour

Let me see you dutty wine to the bassline, girl. Bitches all over the world are going to drop it low when Italy’s massive electro monster Congorock drops his new track with dancehall superstar Sean Paul at the end of September. The track called “Bless Di Nation” will coincide with…

“Feel So Close” to Calvin Harris at LIV Miami on September 7

Calvin Harris has been a busy little boy. His massive hit “Feel So Close” landed him his first appearance on the Billboard Hot 100 at No. 12, and he penned a lucrative endorsement deal with Pepsi Max to feature his smash “Let’s Go” with Ne-Yo. Riding that wave, he just…

Eats Everything Talks UK Hardcore, Bass Music, and New EP on Dirtybird

UPDATE Eats Everything has canceled his debut U.S. tour because of a slipped disc in his back. Its recent commercial explosion notwithstanding, electronic dance music culture in the U.S. has been mostly marginal. But in the UK, EDM has been a continuously growing massive mainstream movement since the late ’80s…