PillowTalk Plans to “Destroy All Genres” at Villa 221 on September 22

NOTE PillowTalk and a number of other shows have been moved from the Electric Pickle to Villa 221, because of a temporary club closure. Electronic dance music nerds love to label their uhntz-uhntz ad nauseam: tech-house, deep house, electro-house, disco-house, micro-house, and on and on. But San Francisco production threesome…

Today Is the Day at Churchill’s Pub in Miami, September 8

See also “Today Is the Day’s Steve Austin on Living in the F#$%ed-Up South and Being 100-Percent Real.” Today Is the Day With Maruta, Shitstorm, Orbweaver, Ironside, Cardiel Churchill’s Pub, Miami Saturday, September 8 Better Than: Not seeing Today Is the Day because South Florida is long and faraway from…

G5ive Monday Nights Will “Put Your Pussy to the Taste Test”

“Honey, I’m just going to pop out to catch some stand-up comedy, live funk music, and spoken-word poetry.” “Are you sure you’re not going to the strip club again?” “Does that sound like the sort of thing that would happen in a strip club?” “So you’re not going to be…

French Horn Rebellion Takin’ Back at Grand Central on September 14

The French horn doesn’t get enough love, man. It’s really a beautiful instrument. But it’s been all but forgotten in our modern uhntz-uhntz-ing age. And it almost never gets you laid in band class. Damn, trumpets get all the ass. Two brothers from Brooklyn learned this the hard way. They…

Congorock Teams With Sean Paul, Announces 2012 North American Tour

Let me see you dutty wine to the bassline, girl. Bitches all over the world are going to drop it low when Italy’s massive electro monster Congorock drops his new track with dancehall superstar Sean Paul at the end of September. The track called “Bless Di Nation” will coincide with…

“Feel So Close” to Calvin Harris at LIV Miami on September 7

Calvin Harris has been a busy little boy. His massive hit “Feel So Close” landed him his first appearance on the Billboard Hot 100 at No. 12, and he penned a lucrative endorsement deal with Pepsi Max to feature his smash “Let’s Go” with Ne-Yo. Riding that wave, he just…