Ultra Music Festival is a weird and wonderful place, where strange and spectacular creatures roam free and freaky — humping, fist-pumping, and just generally upending the natural order of shit. Take this human banana. A total anomaly of evolution. He’s about 100 times bigger than the average banana. He speaks…
We found Molly. And if we’re ever at an electronic dance music festival in Brazil, we’ll know to keep an eye out for balas. Similarly, next time we’re in Ecuador and someone offers us pepas, we’ll know they’re taking about MDMA, at least according to Ultra Music Festival 2013 attendee…
We’re going to be honest with you. When Ultra Music Festival announced its entire 2013 live stage lineup, we were underwhelmed. The scope of the roster was perfect, but it seemed to lack the kind of anchor act that sets the standard for everyone else. Last year, Ultra had Kraftwerk,…
They danced. They rolled. They yelled: Glitter! Yes, these are ten talkative fashionistas of Ultra Music Festival 2013. Certainly, there were some better dressed, and others more sensibly garbed. But the following folks found during night one of 2013’s three-day shit fest — they were the ones who most caught…
What’s the most epic come-on in the history of Scandinavian EDM? Duh. “We’re gonna fuck this party in the pussy!,” as uttered by Swedish House Mafia, when Sebastian Ingrosso, Steve Angello, and Axwell were still young, up-and-coming electronic dance music studs. Today, though, the SHM dudes are superfamous. A little…
When one club closes, another one opens. Well, at least that’s the how it goes in Miami. Wedged between clubs that have been bringing drunken shenanigans to NE 11th Street for years (including Space) is the strip’s latest addition, Therapy Miami. The new party spot will be launching tonight. And…
Too broke to uhntz-uhntz at Ultra? Stuck in Boise, Idaho? Well, no worries. ‘Cause UMF organizers have hooked up free, live broadcasts on both YouTube and online radio network Digitally Imported. So you can even rave and rage at home alone! And it’ll cost you absolutely nothing! Just like last…
Under normal circumstances, Ultra Music Festival has pushed even the most seasoned EDM addicts to the very brink of physical and emotional collapse. But now UMF has expanded to two entire weekends (AKA six whole days), which just might turn certain (weaker) members of the Crossfade team into pathetic victims…
The fight for Dada Land has stalled. Yesterday, Olle Corneer and Stefan Engblom of absurdist Swedish electronic dance music duo Dada Life had their IDs seized by customs while trying to board an airplane to Miami. They weren’t slated for sets at Ultra Music Festival 2013. But lately, Corneer and…
Back when most of us were only concerned with what kind of Underoos we were going to wear that day, Carl Cox was already peddling dance music. And while DJs today enjoy playing atop enormous stages with seizure-inducing light shows, it’s safe to say that in the late ’80s, Cox…
“Luxury and white-glove service.” That’s what South Beach socialites and club wreckers alike should expect from the new SET. In early January, we here at Crossfade reported that the Opium Group club would be closing for renovations in order to become the Miami nightlife spot “where true VIPs pop champagne.”…
Before the world was struck with EDM madness, there was old-school hip-hop. From Afrika Bambaataa to DJ Red Alert and Jazzy Jay, these guys were practically the first mainstream DJs. Somewhere in between those giants was Louie Vega, one-half of legendary house duo Masters at Work. As the nephew of…
Remember when Eminem was all “nobody listens to techno”? Lolz. Guess Moby won that battle. “Without Me” topped charts just ten years ago. But in the past decade, pop culture has made a complete 180-degree turn. It’s like Tommie Sunshine told us: “You could go outside right now into a…
Get Hard! ‘Cause the Destructo (AKA Gary Richards) and his Los Angeles party promotions enterprise have just announced the set times for all three of their Winter Music Conference and Miami Music Week 2013 ragers. From Nadastrom, Dirtybird Boys, and Destructo at the annual two-night Grand Central throwdown to Felix…
To really understand Kenny Millions’ My Hoe Wants to Paint project — performed once, this evening, at Electric Lunch, the new outpost of nomadic art collective The End/Spring Break — would require a semester’s worth of lectures, PowerPoint presentations, and in-depth research on both Pierre Scaruffi’s History of Avantgarde Music…
Tickets to Ultra Music Festival: $299.95. Winter Music Conference passes: $475. Seeing all your favorite DJs and producers: priceless. No, it literally won’t cost you anything. The best-kept secret of the whole WMC and Miami Music Week party train: You can catch some of the hottest names in the game…
Forward-thinking EDM nerds (we here at Crossfade included) are totally geeking out about the Hotflush label’s exclusive Winter Music Conference 2013 showcase at the Electric Pickle on March 23. And one of the artists we’re most psyched to see is U.K. DJ/producer George FitzGerald, making his Miami debut. Like his…
It’s that time of year again. And no, we’re not exactly talking about Ultra Music Festival, Winter Music Conference, and Miami Music Week. We here at Crossfade are actually referring to the receipt of Louis Puig’s incredibly detailed semi-annual “tell-it-like-it-is letter regarding EDM.” His latest screed touches upon many subjects,…
“A little sun can bring out your dark side.” And that’s nothing we don’t know. But it’s also the tag line of Harmony Korine’s upcoming teen-flick-gone-mad Spring Breakers. You know, the one starring a gangster James Franco and a barely dressed Selena Gomez, hitting theaters Friday, March 22. Korine, who…
Every March, Miami is seized by total EDM insanity, reverberating with bass, techno, house, trance, and everything electronic. With Ultra Music Festival (this year expanding to two weekends), Winter Music Conference, and Miami Music Week all falling within the same ten-day span, the uhntz-uhntz will be (almost) inexhaustible. See also:…
From jamming with funk forefathers to helping break New Jack Swing and cofounding legendary ’90s R&B label LaFace Records with partner Antonio “L.A.” Reid, the man known as Babyface has spent three decades creating and shaping pop music. Now 53, Kenneth Edmonds is working on a new album by Aretha…
Winter Music Conference used to be a whole week of industry insiders schmoozing it up and trading records, but now it’s all about the pool parties. And does that really bother anyone? If so, you’ve probably never actually oiled up for one of these sexy things. So stop being a…
