SpaceGhostPurrp and Nardwuar Rate Miami’s Strip Clubs, From Coco’s to KOD

“Holy fucking shit … Is this Meshuggah?” That’s how Carol City creep rapper SpaceGhostPurrp reacts when Canadian weirdo interviewer Nardwuar bestows a fine slab of Swedish metal upon him. Why? Because SGP is the rare hip-hopper with a deep and abiding fanaticism for dark and heavy death-obsessed rock. “This shit…

Pitbull Drops Rap Response to Jay-Z, Beyonce’s Cuba Visit, Offers to Pay for Trip

Senator Marco Rubio suggested that Jay-Z and Beyoncé have “no interest in Cuban People’s freedom.” And U.S. Representatives Ileana Ros-Lehtinen and Mario Diaz-Balart said that the pair’s recent visit “funds the machinery of oppression.” Pero, their constituent, Miami native, and Cuban-American rapper Pitbull thinks that the Carters’ Treasury-approved “educational exchange…

Rick Ross’ Rape Lyrics Getting Dropped From Rocko’s “U.O.E.N.O.”

The Bawse still got that fat shoe contract. But his molly sex assault verse is getting dropped from Rocko’s “U.O.E.N.O.” Even though women’s rights organization UltraViolet, hundreds of rape victims, and 51,000 petitioners recently demanded “Reebok drop Rick Ross for bragging about drugging and raping a woman,” there’s been no…

Kate Upton, Diddy Caught Sucking Face on South Beach

What are the perks of life as a has-been Bad Boy? Well, there’s continuing to cruise atop Forbes’ “Hip-Hop’s Wealthiest Artists” with personal riches exceeding $580 million. And then there’s flashing that cash and guzzling unlimited Cîroc while sucking face with freshly single Sports Illustrated swimsuit booberstar Kate Upton in…

Flo Rida’s Bugatti Veyron Goes “100% Gold”

What a “Good Feeling”… You’re so deep in the “Sweet Spot” and so loaded with “Sugar” that dropping approximately $2,250,000 on a ride like the Bugatti Veyron ain’t no thang. But who’s even gonna “Let It Roll” unless it’s “100% Gold”? See also: -Flo Rida Scores the Cover of Miami…