Kim Kardashian’s Doctor: Kanye West’s Baby in Danger From Divorce Stress

ADHD? Downs? Three nipples? Slurred speech? What damage is subpar NBA star Kris Humphries doing to Kayne West’s unborn baby? According to TMZ, Yeezy’s pregnant “perfect bitch,” Kim Kardashian, is mad stressed about her and estranged husband Humphries’s sluggish divorce proceedings. And during a recent house call, her personal doctor…

Ultra Music Festival 2013’s Weekend Two Is Officially Sold Out

Well, it finally happened. Tickets for weekend two of Ultra Music Festival 2013 have officially sold out. That means the possibility of a trip to Miami’s annual dance mecca is quickly slipping out of your slow-grabby reach. Yes, you still have a shot at purchasing weekend one tickets or six-day…

Five Reasons Lady Gaga Doesn’t Matter Anymore

Lady Gaga used to have it all. She had the most Twitter followers in the world. She had number-one single after number-one single. And she had a legion of obsessively adoring fans at her every beck and call. Well, she probably still has those Little Monsters. But in a lot…

Five Best Concerts in Miami This Week

We’re almost done with the week, and we’re almost done with the first month of 2013. How much have you gotten done so far? Alright, forget that question. How much have you partied so far? Not enough, right? Cool … Well, there’s loads of great music coming ’round the bend…

Rick Ross Shooting: Police Release 911 Calls

Like a gangsta, Rick Ross has kept (mostly) silent since escaping a would-be assassin’s 20-bullet barrage on Las Olas Boulevard. His only comment: A freestyle “wishing death on you niggas.” Meanwhile, the City of Fort Lauderdale Police Department continues to pore over surveillance video from the crime scene, seeking leads…

Rick Ross Shooting: Rapper Hires 24-Hour Armed Security Team

Not long after becoming the target of a foiled drive-by murder plot, Rick Ross issued a musical warning seemingly directed at his would-be assassins: “Bitch, Don’t Kill My Vibe.” “Wishing death on you niggas, we never see eye to eye,” Ross roars on the track. “Somehow I pray for you…

Chris Brown Turns to Jesus, Frank Ocean Wants to Press Charges

Chris Brown’s “not working on negativity” anymore. Instead, the Grammy-nominated hothead says he’s turning to Jesus and Michael Jackson for inspiration to help get him through his latest public display of douchebaggery: Sunday’s parking lot scuffle with Frank Ocean. However, Brown may also need his lawyer. Reuters reports that Ocean…

Kat Stacks Supports Dream Act! Supergroupie Tweet-Chatting With Undocumented Youth

Transformed by her time behind bars, Kat Stacks (née Andrea Herrera) has apparently become a social activist. Freed three weeks ago from a Louisiana immigration detention center after being locked up for over 24 months, the Miami-Dade resident, Venezuelan native, notorious supergroupie, and former Tootsie’s Cabaret stripper claims to have…