Fourth of July Declared DJ Laz Day by Hialeah Gardens

See also “DJ Laz Returns to Miami Radio” and “DJ Laz Talks Returning to Miami Radio: ‘I’m Still Split 50/50, But My Girl Miami’s Gettin’ a Little Extra at Bedtime.'” Despite the fact that every Fourth of July since 1776 has been set aside for the celebration of America’s independence…

Andy Griffith Dead at 86, a Musical Tribute: Five Songs That Whistle

Television icon Andy Griffith is dead. The 86-year-old actor who played The Andy Griffith Show’s Sheriff Andy Taylor died at his North Carolina home earlier today, triggering an outpouring of online tributes. “His pursuit of excellence and the joy he took in creating served generations and shaped my life,” tweeted…

Chris Brown Drops Drake Diss Track: “You a Pussy Nigga”

It’s been a fortnight, motherfucker. But Chris Brown and Drake still be beefing. Even though Lil Wayne and Birdman asked very nicely that both parties squash that shit. On June 14, Breezy and Drizzy got into a bottle-throwing fight, allegedly sparked by a dispute over Barbadian pop star Rihanna. And…

Norway Busts Snoop Dogg for Weed, Targets Puppies for Cuteness Next

Airports, right? One minute, they’re making you empty your bejeweled pimp chalice before going through security. The next, they’re busting you for having eight grams of weed, as if that could even get a motherfucker high as a motherfucker. TMZ is reporting that Snoop Dogg was held and fined at…

Teepee Named CMJ Spotlight Artist, Releases New Single

When Teepee’s Erix S. Laurent released his killer debut album Morals in 2009, the New Times named him Miami’s Best Solo Musician. And then, well, he slipped into semi-seclusion. But that’s all changing with the release of a new single, a return to live performance, and an album release date…

50 Cent in Hospital After Mack Truck Crashes Into his SUV

Nearly seven months ago, an emo 50 Cent was texting about death, admitting that, “I don’t think I’m gonna live much longer.” A few months after that, the rapper tweeted a picture of himself laying helplessly in a hospital bed surrounded by stuffed animals as he prepped to go under…