Spend a Night With the Magic City’s Diamond Princess September 22

As the Magic City’s Diamond Princess makes perfectly clear on her new-ish pretty-girl party track, “Red Bottoms (Long Heels),” she’s the boss. And you ain’t. “These niggas gonna love what I’m dressed in/dressed up and looking so sexy,” she raps. “Six inches, red bottoms, long heels, I got them/When I…

New Music Tuesday: Four Albums You Need to Buy Right Now

There are several great artists releasing new music today. Everyone from St. Vincent to Wild Flag to Blitzen Trapper has a new album out. And while we can list hundreds of reasons why you should buy each of those, we had to narrow our picks of the week. The artists…

Marc Anthony, Will Smith, and Dwyane Wade Get Bromantical for Monday Night Football

In the latest installment of the tawdry superscandal surrounding the simultaneous breakups of long-time celebrity couples Will Smith and Jada Pinkett (maybe not splitting), and Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez (totally definitely splitting), there has been a game-changing development that ensnarls Miami Heat superstar Dwayne Wade in the scandal’s awful…

​Lil Wayne Settles His $5.6 Million IRS Tax Debt

Just 144 days after Lil Wayne wrapped up his eight-month stay on Rikers Island, bounced out the clink, and fled back to his Miami Beach mansion, the taxman came calling with an enormous bill from Uncle Sam. As reported by Riptide (via Detroit News) in April, the Young Money Maniac…

Bardot Announces Living Room Sessions Series Lineup

Miami’s live music scene is on the up-and-come. And in particular, one Midtown lounge is really stepping it up by bringing some of the most diverse acts in indie pop, hip-hop, and chillwave to the 305. Bardot recently announced the Thursday Living Room Sessions, a weekly series of intimate shows…

Was Beyoncé’s Baby Bump a Hoax?

Remember when you found out the awful truth about Milli Vanilli? How did we ever recover from learning that neither of those super-’90s hunks on stage could actually sing? After we learned the real Milli Vanilli was a couple of average-looking old guys, could we ever believe in popular music…

Langerado Music Festival 2011 Canceled

In March, the Langerado Music Festival announced its return after a long two-year abscence, exclaiming, “the wait is officially over.” Backed by Florida’s Boros Entertainment and Austin’s C3 Presents, there was hope that Langerado could avoid being sunk — as it had in 2009 — by “‘sluggish ticket sales,’ and…

Bruise Cruise 2012 Adds Fucked Up, Vivian Girls, The Togas, and Others

The awesome promise of sea-faring adventure with Thee Oh Sees, Quintron and Miss Pussycat, DJ Jonathan Toubin, the Soft Pack, the Dirtbombs, and Neil Hamburger should’ve been enough for you to grab your sunglasses, stuff your hipster junk into a banana hammock (or perhaps a palm tree-print bathing suit), and…