Ramen noodles, Capri Sun, and a bag of Ruffles basically sums up our diet because we’re poor. But ramen noodles, Capri Sun, and a bag of Ruffles basically sums up Rihanna’s diet because she’s perpetually baked. TMZ got a copy of RiRi’s tour rider this morning and highlighted some of…
Last night, the American Music Awards turned 40. And we know what you’re thinking: WTF the American Music Awards? Well, it’s an ABC tradition, originated by the late, great Dick Clark. It’s like the American Idol of shitty award shows, in that the fans choose the winners by an online…
If you’re going to close up shop, you might as well go out in style. And by “in style,” we mean “total cacophony, the kind that makes your bones hurt so much that they feel good.” The already completely insane lineup for the final edition of Death to the Sun…
Ice “Billion” Berg ain’t got no time, he’s chasing money. The only thing on his mind is stackin’ those gotdam hundreds. He told his “bitch” he’s on his grind, she says she understands, and even if she don’t, then she gon’ need another man. ‘Cause he ain’t got no time…
The Road is 100 fucking years old! There’s never been a better time to get wasted, eat great, and have consensual drunk sex in a parking lot than tomorrow’s big birthday bash. Here are the top ten reasons Tobacco Road should live another hundred years. See also: -Graham Wood Drout…
Sí, anoche, the 13th annual Latin Grammys went down in Vegas. Of course, Crossfade’s homie Pitbull was part of the hoopla, dressed in black tie, mugging with babes in hot-pink bathing suits, and getting it all started with a “Daleee!” … Even though Mr. Worldwide wasn’t actually nominated for a…
When an “American Gangster” bumped into “Vito Corleone” at Leonardo DiCaprio’s New York City birthday party, attendees witnessed firsthand how rival celebrity Gangs of New York settle unfinished business. And it wasn’t pretty for Jay-Z. According to the New York Post, Jigga waltzed over to Robert De Niro’s table for…
She loves, she loves, she loves it when you eat it. And we love it, we love it, we love it when Rihanna puffs a fatty. RiRi’s affinity for blunt smoking is no secret. We here at Crossfade caught her blazing that California cannabis at Coachella. Then she wore a…
Metro Zu is high above Miami on a cumulus of kush. They’re dropping acid rain on the people in the streets. They’re surfing through the County on a tidal wave of bass. They’re wide awake, they’re making tracks, they want to blow your mind. See also: -Metro Zu, O’Grime, and…
Amnesia is an inability to recall things because of brain damage. A story is something you have when lots of really exciting things happen in your life. Both can be caused by excessive amounts of drinking, and both can be really awesome clubs on South Beach, but not at the…
Despite once being “an essential mid-20th century] stopover on the Southern tour circuit for legends like Count Basie, Ella Fitzgerald, and Nat King Cole,” Miami was never a straight-up jazz town. Our city’s always been more about the crooners, salsa, disco, booty bass, freestyle, street rap, and electronic dance music…
You are the company you keep. Or so reads a self-righteous bumper sticker on the back of a Prius. And by that logic, Miami’s SpaceGhostPurrp is definitely not “a good nigga” like NYC’s A$AP Rocky. “I’m a good nigga, and a lot of people fuck with me and then leave…
Wearing little more than a bad decision (read: underboob Iris tattoo) and a black, unzipped leather jacket draped over her bare shoulders, a nearly naked Rihanna will grace the cover of GQ’s Men of the Year issue. According to the magazine, “men straight lost their minds over” Rihanna in 2012,…
Oh, no! Did you guys hear the news? Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are no longer pop’s cutest power couple. The adorable pair just called it quits, which is standard fare for an artist making the transition from boyish heartthrob to sexy man-ass. But if Crossfade’s totally fabricated timeline is…
What does Kanye West have in common with every other man on the planet who is not having sex with a Kardashian? Exactly … He thinks they’re all boooring. West was photographed straight snoozing at a London nightclub this past weekend as girlfriend Kim Kardashian gossiped about God-knows-what with some…
Too. Much. Awesomeness. Bro … We here at Crossfade are getting exhausted by all this UR1 Festival excitement. But they just won’t stop! And today, the UR1 peeps debuted the fest’s official trailer, revealing the FSOBV1 Bass Arena roster, which includes Flosstradamus, Crizzly, Tittsworth, six other low-end party pros, and…
Look … It’s not like we’re broke because we have a “serious drinking habit.” Or because we’re “lazy and just didn’t manage to make it into work on time.” OK, that’s a lie. But still, even with only $10 in our pockets, we here at Crossfade wanna party. Thank god…
What really matters in life? Is it family? Is it power? Is it success in your career? No, it’s tit buoyancy. At least, that’s what Rihanna will be most concerned when she reaches her nifty 50s. The Barbadian sex goddess recently sat down for a revealing yet playful on-screen interview…
The feud between Miami’s Raider Klan and NYC’s A$AP Mob continues … As we here at Crossfade have previously pointed out, Raider capo SpaceGhostPurrp and Mob boss A$AP Rocky were once homies. They spent time together, smoking blunts, ripping up studios, and dropping some collabo slabs. But then they started…
To say the web ties worlds together seamlessly with invisible streams of data would be a gross understatement. So New Times is celebrating Miami’s greatest with our first annual South Florida Web Awards. We’ve scoured online media from news, to arts and culture, to food and music, and Twitter and…
Rick Ross loves chicken. In fact, homie can eat a whole bird, a couple side dishes and three pieces of pie in a single sitting, and he also owns a couple of Wingstop eateries ’round the country. So naturally, if you invite him to perform at Bojangles, there best be…
The UR1 revelations will not stop. From Kanye West and Lou Reed to Ghostland Observatory, Reboot, Dan Deacon, Animal Collective, Jane’s Addiction, and Lenny Kravitz’s abs … This already awesome Art Basel Miami Beach week fest just keeps getting better. And that isn’t about to change with today’s announcement of…
