Identity Festival 2012 in Miami: Full Lineup and Set Times

See also “Who Wants Tickets for Identity Festival in Miami?” — plus Crossfade’s interview with Eric Prydz and “ID 2012’s Five Most Exciting Artists.” Got your arctic fox spirit hoodie? Sleeveless “Beef Cake” t-shirt? Frosty fake Wayfarer shades? Skyn extra-lubricated condoms? Free Identity Festival 2012 tix? Check, check, check, check,…

Courtney Love to Lana Del Rey: “Think About My Vagina”

We’ve all thought about Courtney Love’s Hole, right? But had you ever pictured her vagina? Neither had we until this morning. According to NME, Kurt Cobain’s 48-year-old widow recently tweeted a message to up-and-coming songstress Lana Del Rey in reference to the latter’s cover of Nirvana’s “Heart Shaped Box.” “You…

Pitbull Becomes First Cuban-American to Visit Kodiak, Alaska

See also “Internet Trolls Try to Exile Pitbull to a Walmart on ‘the Frozen Alaskan Island of Kodiak'” and “#KeepPitbull305 Fails to Save Mr. Worldwide.” Flying from Cleveland to Alaska and then back down to the lower 48 for a show in Atlanta, Pitbull has proven that he’s tremendo world…

MTV Announces Video Music Awards Nominees, Snubs Rick Ross

Like the History Channel, MTV is lying about itself. Despite their respective names, programming is anything but historical or musical. For example, Teen Mom and Snooki and JWoww are reality-ish shows, and they’re light-years away from MTV’s traditional business model built around a 24-hour music format. Today, music videos are…

Is John Mayer Making His Weird Faces in Katy Perry’s Bedroom?

It’s on! Guitar-slingin’ Petri dish John Mayer is supposedly dating Katy Perry. Hearing about this combination of America’s favorite sugar-frosted singer and Mayer is about as appetizing as munching on a strawberry Pop Tart that’s been used as a urinal cake. According to femalefirst.co.uk, Mayer has been squiring Perry around…

Sext Me Maybe: Who’s Selling the Carly Rae Jepsen Nude Pixxx?

The last time we heard about nude photos of Carly Rae Jepsen, her representatives were denying that any such photos existed, saying, “This is 200% NOT Carly.” So it shouldn’t be surprising that a short time after supposed stills from a Jepsen sex tape surfaced, police have confirmed that someone…