The War of the Two-By-Four

Sixty-year-old Louise Blair has heart trouble, asthma, and ulcers, and she hasn’t got a single tooth left in her head. Her 64-year-old husband Frank isn’t doing any better. He’s diabetic, choked with emphysema, fragile after two heart attacks, and he doesn’t trust his numb legs to take him beyond the…

Shaw ‘Nuff

Click. Hey, isn’t that Walter Shaw on Sally Jessy Raphael’s show? Click. And there he is with Montel Williams. Click. And Maury Povich click and Jerry Springer click and Jenny Jones. Click. My God, what is Walter doing with Whoopi? Walter Shaw, the long-time South Florida burglar who may have…

Here A Max, There A Max

Annette Beauplan picked up the phone, and for a few seconds she lost her bearings. She knew the voice on the line was her brother, Maxau Pierre. But she couldn’t figure out where in God’s name he was calling from. “He was flying back from Haiti that day and I…

The Art of Bankruptcy: Part 2

Fourteen months after federal regulators seized Miami’s Southeast Bank, one of the nation’s oldest and largest corporate art collections still sits under wraps in a downtown warehouse. But now a new bankruptcy trustee says he wants to liquidate the 4000-piece collection using a novel strategy. Rather than sell the Southeast…

Hoodwinked!

A few days before Hurricane Andrew stomped across Dade County, a gang of roustabouts went to work on Spoil Island #15 in northern Biscayne Bay. Using chain saws, draglines, barges, and bulldozers, they removed nearly all the vegetation from the fifteen-acre sandbar and fed it into mulching machines, then ringed…

The Case of the Wandering Bass

Musician Mitch Mestel loves his custom-made electric bass. Built eleven years ago, it has a uniquely curved neck and an unvarnished plainness. “It’s brown, mostly due to sweat,” says the 36-year-old New Jersey transplant. On Halloween night Mestel was playing at Cactus Cantina, 630 Sixth Street on South Beach, with…

The Last Voyage of the Mighty Viking

In the clubs and restaurants of Miami’s Jamaican community, they still tell stories about the Mighty Viking. Stories, mostly, about his death: “He’d just been with a lady, you know, and he went to take a shower. That’s where they got him.” “The Mighty Viking — that was something the…

Village People: Part 2

If there was one single issue all the candidates for the North Bay Village Commission agreed on, it was that the way to a person’s vote was through his stomach. As highlighted two weeks ago in the New Times story “Village People,” the 1992 race for votes in North Bay…

First The Seed, Then The Tree

For those brave and unfortunate drivers who still suffer the MacArthur Causeway, the Florida Department of Transportation has some good news and some bad news. The good news: The department has finally selected an architect to design the causeway’s landscaping. The bad news: You won’t see a tree until the…

Duany To Others

Of all the images that capture the horrors of Hurricane Andrew, there may be few more enduring than those that depict the heaps of mangled metal and trash where mobile home parks once stood. But even in the days just following the storm, as residents scrambled through the wreckage of…

If You Don’t Have A Visa, Stay Out of the Kitchen

From the outset, this was not a routine Immigration and Naturalization Service raid. For one thing, the timing was all wrong. The three INS agents arrived at Gula Gula more than an hour before the restaurant opened. The setting made no sense, either. Rather than bursting into the kitchen to…

Why Can’t They Do It In the Road?

The street can be a risky place; movement is the only constant. So Marcia Gelbart Walkenstein took it in stride when, two weeks ago, a work crew finally scraped off the mosaic of hundreds of photographs she’d pasted on the side of a building at Washington Avenue and Fifth Street…

Roger Dodger

Officer Carlos De Varona of the Miami Beach Police Department already had followed the speeding Ford Explorer a mile across the MacArthur Causeway when he radioed headquarters. “He’s westbound,” he told the dispatcher as he slalomed his marked cruiser through the dense lunchtime traffic on September 22. “I don’t know…

Memphis Blues Again

“So many great things happened to us up there. I’m so sick of this whole thing,” laments Ken “Snowman” Minahan, the guitar-playing half of the traditional barrelhouse, boogie-woogie blues duo of Piano Bob and the Snowman. “It’s really sad that the thing everybody’s going to remember is the nonsensical stuff…

The Envelope Please…

The Florida Press Club has announced the winners of its 1992 Excellence in Journalism competition. New Times received five awards in the statewide weekly newspaper division. Staff writer Greg Baker won first place in the feature-writing category for his stories “For Goodness, Snakes,” “The Rap Trap,” and “Shrimp City.” Staff…

The Night The Lights Went Out On Collins Avenue

Carl Weersing loved his apartment. For $550 per month, he and his pal Alfonso Yepez got a second-floor roost in the very heart of South Beach. The whole world passed by their sunny terrace near the corner of Collins Avenue and Tenth Street. One small concern soured this otherwise sweet…

The Hits Just Keep on Coming

About this there can be no argument: hours after his May 1 run-in with two of Miami Beach’s finest, Roger Zayas wound up with one doozy of a shiner. Less certain is to what extent Zayas’s black eye will bruise the carefully cultivated relationship between Miami Beach police and the…

Dead On Arrival, 119 Times Over

August 20 was a typically steamy Thursday in Miami, before anyone was paying much attention to a tropical storm called Andrew gathering in the Caribbean. Right on time, at 6:03 p.m., Lufthansa Airlines Flight 462 from Frankfurt, Germany, carrying 282 passengers, taxied up to gate E-23 at Miami International Airport…

A Big Wind Blows A Hot Fire

When Hurricane Andrew roared through South Florida, it forever changed the way we think about natural disasters and how we expect officials to deal with them. More than six weeks after the storm, those winds of change are threatening to tear apart the Metro-Dade Fire and Rescue department with allegations…

Food Fight On 41st Street

Anywhere else in Miami Beach, the black-and-orange poster advertising roasted duck would be just another brash entreaty to passers-by with a penchant for poultry. But on the front of the World Famous Chicken Factory on 41st Street, the sign is evidence of a territorial war. Another sign is plastered less…

A Patch of Green

There are only two places where eight-year-old Keaudra Weatherington feels safe: behind the locked door of her apartment in a rundown and barren Liberty City public housing project, and among the flora and fauna of an abundant tropical ecosystem she helped build in the courtyard of Charles R. Drew Elementary…

What A Differencea Year Makes

There is something cruel, and yet almost comical, about the case of Tommie Sikes, an ex-stunt man and cocaine deal maker. From his prison cell, Sikes is suing his former attorney, Alvin Entin, alleging that through a “typographical error,” Entin failed to secure for his client a comprehensive immunity agreement…