Jesus Hernandez, Crooked Ex-Cop, Sold a Monkey Illegally

Meet Jesus Rodolfo Hernandez. During his short tenure with the Miami-Dade Police Department, he racked up enough controversy to qualify as one of the worst people to wear the department’s badge. After being thrown off the force in disgrace, the 26-year-old apparently turned to the illegal sale of monkeys and…

Monkey Cannibals: Robert Conyers Charged With Animal Cruelty UPDATE

Miami freight shipper Robert Matson Conyers was charged with animal cruelty yesterday after a tri-continental shipment of monkeys turned into a cannibalistic simian catastrophe.Guyanese animal supplier Akhtar Hussain hired Conyers to help ship 25 monkeys — 14 marmosets, five white-fronted capuchins, and six squirrel monkeys — to a buyer in…

Cop Imposters Rob Homestead Family

It is important not only to know your rights when a cop shows up at your door so that you avoid extra trouble, but also to know proper procedure so that you can spot when four crooks pretending to be cops show up at your door with the intent to…

Shooting Near Carol City Senior High Sends Four to Hospital

Four people have been rushed to the hospital after a shooting near Miami Carol City Senior High School this afternoon. The shooting occurred after school hours and off-campus, but at least two victims are students. However, it has not been confirmed whether or not the students attended the nearby high…

I-95 Chase Ends in Police-Involved Shooting

A brief car chase on I-95 last night led to Miami-Dade Police shooting and injuring a suspect. The incident began when an erratic driver refused to stop for police near NE 79th Street and Second Avenue a little after 9 p.m. The driver tried to hit an officer with his…

Cocaine Will Eat the Flesh Off Your Face

That cocaine you’re planning to enjoy this weekend — because really, how else can you appreciate those amazing beats blasting on Lincoln Road — might contain more than coca. Actually, a new study says if you’re snorting it in Miami, it’s probably chock full of a compound that will eat the…