Miami Men Charged with Grand Theft Cardboard in Naples

Those prim and proper old folks over in Naples are always worried about those cretins from Miami-Dade traveling over Alligator Alley and coming to take their valuables. But apparently all Miami thieves want from Collier County is their precious, bountiful supply of cardboard. Yes, two Miami men have been charged…

Miami-Dade Police Officer Joey Ganem Caught Buying Cocaine

Yet another Miami-Dade Police officer has found himself on the wrong side of the law. Midwest District Officer Joey Ganem, 47, has been arrested after allegedly trying to buy cocaine in Coconut Grove early this morning. Ganem, a 27-year veteran of the force, has been relieved of duty pending the…

Gloria James’ “Victim” Plans Lawsuit

When Fontainebleau valet Sorel Rockefeller got slapped by Gloria James, the mother of LeBron James, instead of seeing stars he must have been seeing dollar signs. He’s quit his job and is now considering a lawsuit against James. He’s also been to a doctor and plans to visit a chiropractor.Oh,…

Arrested Hurricanes LB Ramon Buchanan Has Been Reinstated

Ramon Buchanan, the Hurricanes linebacker who was arrested and immediately suspended from the team following an arrest on felony charges in Coconut Grove in March, has been reinstated on the team. According to the arrest report, Buchanan screamed, “I’m a UM football player and I don’t give a fuck what…

Gerdine Edouard Rooted For 11-Year-Old Daughter in Fight, Then Joined In

It’s really important for parents to encourage their children to pursue their interests and, ideally, even get involved in activities with their kids. Unless those activities are things like fighting.Twenty-six-year-old Gerdine Edouard is accused of driving to her 11-year-old daughter’s elementary school, encouraging her to get into a physical fight…

Girl Raped by Fellow Parishioner After Church

A 16-year-old girl in Homestead was raped Sunday after accepting a ride home from church with Edwin Carrillo-Garcia, 23, a fellow parishioner. He’s accused of driving her instead to an unknown area and raping her in his car before driving her home…

Police Snatch a Weave to Catch a Thief

There are only three acceptable situations in which it is OK to snatch a woman’s weave: (1) Bitch just stole your man, (2) you are on The Real Housewives of Atlanta, or (3) you are a police officer who has reasonable suspicion that a suspect is hiding stolen cash under…