Who’s Ready for the Return of the Sex Offender Camp?

In today’s roundup of the sins of South Florida: When rent money runs out for sex offenders, where will they all go? Another sex offender camp? A yacht sinks off Haulover Beach, a toddler goes for a tumble and ends up in the hospital, and a medical building is evacuated…

Club Space Sued Over Carlos Bertonatti’s Vehicular Homicide Case

​​On January 16, an aspiring musician named Carlos Bertonatti spent hours inside downtown megaclub Club Space until hopping into his silver 2007 Volkswagon and speeding off into the early morning sunlight. A few minutes later, police say, the handsome 28-year-old slammed into a cyclist near Key Biscayne and then roared off,…

Thieves Slash Tires, Offer Help, Then Steal Your Cash

In today’s roundup of crime and assorted horrible things: Thieves in South Miami-Dade slash your tires and then snatch your cash, a mysterious ocean bacteria can kill you, seven men hold up an Office Depot, and giant ad towers are probably coming to downtown. …

Hearing-/Speech-Impaired Woman Sexually Assaulted Near Metrorail

[jump] A hearing- and speech-impaired woman was sexually assaulted near a Metrorail station. Police say the attack happened around 2 a.m. in a parking garage stairwell at the Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Plaza Metrorail station at 6205 NW 27th Ave.Police used sign language to communicate with the woman, in her…

Pizza-Ordering Parrot Birdnapped from Hialeah

In today’s roundup of horrible things: a pet parrot that could order pizza was stolen in Hialeah, “baby sperm dies,” the Miami-Dade man infected with dengue fever is doing just fine, and 36 people were arrested in a Medicare fraud sweep…

Man Punches Baby in Face During Thwarted Kidnapping

In this morning’s roundup of crime: A man punched a baby in an attempt to kidnap it and left it with fractured bones; a security guard runs over a “suspicious” man with a golf cart; another baby thought to have been kidnapped in Tennessee is found in Miami-Dade; and Cuban…

Wigged-Out Pregnant Thief Targets University of Miami

A thief suspected of targeting the University of Miami is apparently stealing for two. Surveillance videos have connected the woman, who appears visibly pregnant, to thefts from various buildings on the university’s Coral Gable campus. However, each time she seems to be wearing a different wig. …

Man Stabs Wife to Death in Front of Daughter

In your Monday-morning wrapup of crime, horrors, and the occasional glimmer of hope: A man is charged with fatablly stabbing his wife in front of his daughter, a young girl was accidentally shot during a two-man gunfight, a bicyclist and a pedestrian were hit by vehicles in separate incidents, manatees…

Fontainebleau Heir’s Wife Charged in Connection With His Murder

The bizarre saga of Ben Novack Jr. — the amputee-porn-lovin’ Fontainebleau heir found murdered in a New York hotel room last summer — is finally closer to a conclusion. His wife, Narcy Novack, and three other accomplices were indicted in New York today and charged with tying him to a chair, beating him,…