Allen Stanford Gets 110 Years In Prison For Massive Ponzi Scheme

Allen Stanford — the massive Ponzi-schemer and full-time nutter who put his billions in illicit profits into a Coral Gables castle and cricket tournaments in the Caribbean — was sentenced to more than a century of jail time for his crimes today. A federal judge in Texas sentenced the financier,…

U.S. Customs Nabs $7.3 Million in Cocaine at Miami Seaport

What can $7.3 million buy you nowadays? How about 459 pounds of cocaine?That was the amount seized by U.S. Customs and Border Protection on May 29 at the Miami Seaport. CBP officers discovered 169 bricks of coke in eight cardboard boxes in a shipping container. The container came off a…

Director Billy Corben Off the Hook for Tweeting During Jury Duty

Billy Corben, Miami’s master documentarian, has found himself innocent on charges of being a “Tweeting twit.” Corben, director of films like The U and Cocaine Cowboys, pulled jury duty earlier this year and updated his Twitter and Facebook followers about the inanities of sitting on a jury, but never mentioned…

Florida Man In “A-Team” Van Rams Police, Gets Tased

Luis Davilo was just livin’ the dream — drinking some beers, cruising his A-Team van around suburban Orlando, pityin’ fools — when the Man unwisely intervened. An Orlando cop pulled Davilo over for not having his lights on. That’s when Davilo sprang into Mr. T-worthy action, repeatedly ramming the cop…

George Zimmerman’s Wife Arrested on Perjury Charge

George Zimmerman’s wife, Shellie Zimmerman, now finds herself behind bars in the same facility where her husband is being held on second-degree murder charges. Seminole County Sheriff’s deputies arrested her this afternoon on a single perjury charge. The charge stems from accusations that the Zimmermans lied to the court during…

Florida Is Officially America’s Most Corrupt State

Which is the single most corrupt state in our glorious union? Is it Illinois with its Rod Blagojevich bribery bonanza? Louisiana with its freezer-stuffing yet always reelected congressmen? California with its small-town, $700,000-salaried officials?None of the above, according to a new study out this morning. Florida tops them all –…

Teen Stabs Sunset Place Parking Attendant Over $8 Fee

Dude, you know you can get your parking validated at the Barnes & Noble, right?Juan Felipe Rodriguez, 19, turned himself into police late last night, after allegedly stabbing Sunset Place parking attendant Jimmy Richard Womble, 23, after arguing over an $8 parking fee…

George Zimmerman Ordered Back to Jail As Judge Revokes Bond

George Zimmerman is headed back to jail. The man who killed Trayvon Martin has had his bond revoked after prosecutors alleged he lied during testimony during his bond hearing. Zimmerman and his wife failed to disclose that they had raised $200,000 from supporters online and that Zimmerman had two passports…