Botched Illegal Botox Injections Lead to Arrest

We all love a bargain, but when it comes to things that we inject in our face maybe its best to pay for quality service. An unnamed Kendall woman wanted to save a few bucks on Botox injections, so she traveled up to Boca Raton twice a year for eight…

Johnny Sims, the Suspect Who Killed Two Cops, Had Long Record, Nasty Tats

When Roger Castillo and Amanda Haworth, two veteran officers on the Miami-Dade Police Department’s Warrants Bureau, approached a dilapidated duplex on NW 6th Court yesterday, they knew their target was a seriously bad dude. They knew he’d recently served time for robbery and selling coke, and that he was suspected…

Mother, Son Fatally Stabbed in Gruesome Murder

A mother and her adult son were fatally stabbed Wednesday night during a domestic dispute in a West Miami Dade home. The killer then turned the knife on himself but survived. When police arrived shortly after 7 p.m. at a home on 133rd Place and Southwest 58th Terrace, they found…

Florida Robbers Snort Man’s Ashes Thinking They Were Cocaine

Five teens have been arrested following a robbery in Marion County, Florida in which they allegedly stole the cremated remains of the homeowner’s father and two Great Danes. The teens thought the ashes were either cocaine or heroin. This is only slightly stupider than the time Keith Richards admitted to…

Marijuana-Smuggling Pigeon Busted Outside Colombian Prison

​When did Colombia’s avian population fall into a desperate life of drug running? First, there was Lorenzo the Parrot, who was arrested last fall for acting as a look-out for a weed and weapons stash. Now comes word this morning that Colombian police have detained a pigeon that was trying…

Naked Tourist Tripping on LSD Tased in Florida Keys

Running into traffic naked almost never ends well, does it? A man visiting the Florida Keys was tased by a Monroe County Sheriff’s Officer after he stripped down to nothing, took a jog through oncoming cars, and yelled he was “the King of the World.” This apparently came after he…

Nightlife King Michael Capponi Has DUI Charges Dropped

South Beach nightlife king, developer and philanthropist Michael Capponi was arrested on charges of driving under the influence last October after driving himself home from a fancy shindig at W South Beach hot spot Wall. Capponi maintained that he blew under the legal limit both times he was asked to…