Donte’ Stallworth Doesn’t Seem Quite So Contrite on Twitter

When the NFL suspended Cleveland Browns receiver Donte’ Stallworth yesterday for the full 2009 season, he issued an official statement with all the right sentiments about the drunken March 14 crash that killed a man on the MacArthur Causeway.​Stallworth promised to “use the period of my suspension to reflect, to…

Pizza-Person-Punching Prosecutor Prevents Punishment

David Ranck, the former Miami-Dade County prosecutor who punched a pizza lady in the arm after a horrific argument about the serious issue of proper pizza delivery, will have his misdemeanor battery charges dropped. All he has to do is complete anger management classes and do 25 hours of community service. He had previously resigned from his…

Hialeah-Based Medicare Scammer Will Do Time

You know what’s delightful? Knowing your tax money goes to slimy guys such as convicted Medicare crook Ramon Santos. Riptide certainly sleeps better at night knowing we helped finance his shiny new Ford Expedition. Sigh. Last Friday, the 42-year-old faux-nurse from Hialeah was convicted for health-care fraud and obstruction of…

Miami Scamster Sentenced to 100 Years in Jail

Remember Edward Hugh Okun? He’s the 58-year-old Miami businessman who tricked hundreds of people out of $126 million through two fraudulent Richmond, Virginia companies that promised to defer capital gains taxes. As scams go, everything was rosy until he married Simone Bolani, a 20-something Miami Beach salon owner. When the two divorced, Okun…

Guy Shot by Cops Yesterday Once Got Picked up for Soliciting Boys

Around 3:20 p.m. yesterday, Miami-Dade Police responded to a call at 11210 SW 157th St. that a man was threatening someone with a gun over a landlord-tenant dispute.View Larger MapWhen the cops arrived, a 39-year-old named Iran Delima pulled out a gun. One of the officers pulled his own piece…

The Block is Hot Around New Times

Things are getting heated around the ole New Times HQ. Last week, an unknown gunman capped 33-year-old Gregory Poux inside one of the wash bays of the Winwood Windwood Car Wash on NE 29th Street and Second Ave. Today, a disheveled middle-aged man tried to jack the Service Center –…

Miami Dade College Basketball Star Faces Felony Assault Charges

Maybe you’ve never heard of Trevor Mbakwe, but he’s one of the best ballers in Miami. The six-foot-eight-inch forward dominated Florida’s junior college circuit this year, leading the Miami Dade College Sharks to their best season since 1983 — a 26-3 final record and a close loss in the state…

Man Winds Up Dead After Trying to Rob Armored Truck

Three men tried to rob a Brinks armed truck this afternoon, and one of the suspects was fatally shot according to CBS4. The robbery attempt occurred near SW 216th St and SW 103rd Court a little before 2 pm. Police put the area on lockdown while they searched for the suspects. …

Miami Coast Guard Crew Seizes $55 Million Worth of Cocaine

A U.S. Coast Guard crew based out of Miami was onboard the frigate HMS Iron Duke, which if you couldn’t tell by the name is a British Royal Navy vessel. They were off the coast of Venezuela last Thursday when they spotted a suspicious speedboat dumping packages overboard. The crews launched a helicopter and a small boat…

New Trial Sought in Liberty City “Terrorist” Saga

Just when you thought the saga of the “Liberty City Seven” was finally over, the five men who actually ended up with convictions are asking for either an acquittal or yet another retrial. The Seas of David group was originally arrested in June 2006 for suspicion that it was plotting with Al-Qaeda to…

Britto Gets off with No Jail Time for DUI

This past March, artist Romero Britto, whose work seems to be pervasive in South Florida, got popped for driving his 2001 Bentley drunk down Washington Avenue in South Beach. He entered a plea deal today, according to NBC Miami, and won’t serve any jail time. Instead, he will be without a driver’s…

Huizenga’s Son Arrested: Wait, You Can Get a DUI on a Boat?

We just learned two things: H. Wayne Huizenga’s 47-year-old son, Robert Ray, was arrested, and it is possible to be charged with boating under the influence. We don’t have hard statistics on this, but we’d assume boating under the influence is generally less enforced than driving under the influence. Cold…