Sofia Vergara Will Never Be Florida’s First Lady

Bad news, you guys: it appears the chances that Sofia Vergara will ever be Florida’s first lady have dwindled. “Wait,” you ask, “there was a serious chance Sofia Vergara could have been the first lady of Florida?”Well, she was dating Nick Loeb, some rich guy from a powerful and politically…

The Daily Show Will Broadcast From Florida During RNC

Left-leaning Floridians are probably not too enthused that the Republican Party is descending on Tampa to crown Mitt Romney as its official nominee in August. But don’t worry, you hippies — there’s now something for you to get excited about, too. The Daily Show has announced it’ll tape a week’s…

Meet Mitt Romney in Miami Next Week for Just $10,000

Mitt Romney will be tearing through Florida next week and hopes to leave the state with somewhere between $5 and $8 million in his campaign’s coffers. He’ll be making stops in Miami Beach, Coral Gables, Tampa, Jacksonville and Boca Raton during the fundraising flourish on Wednesday and Thursday, and Miamians…

Poll: Romney Inches Past Obama in Florida

Most polls of Florida voters taken in the past few months have shown President Barack Obama with a slim but definite lead over Mitt Romney, but now that Romney is all but the official nominee it seems that he’s now taken the slimmest of leads in the Sunshine State according…

Surfside Election: Wait, I Lost?!

Today, I consider myself the luckiest failed commission candidate on the face of the earth. After weathering a last-ditch smear campaign, I spent the rest of yesterday’s Election Day in Surfside– where I was running for commissioner in a very special election– parading around town with my dog, drinking victory…

Joe Garcia to Challenge David Rivera in District 25

Well, this seemed inevitable.Joe Garcia, the man who has run as a Democrat in Congressional District 25 in the past two elections, is letting it be known that he’s about to try one more time and will throw his hat in the ring. The move comes after Democrats have repeatedly…

The Foxorcist: Miami Filmmaker Mashes Horror and 2012 Politics

There’s an undeniable element of skin-crawling terror to the downward spiral of modern American politics. And who hasn’t felt like projectile-vomiting all over their dashboard while listening to Rush Limbaugh’s radio rants? So kudos to a proud Miami auteur for dreaming up The Foxorcist — a mashup of a classic…

Jeb Bush Really Doesn’t Want To Be Mitt Romney’s Vice President

Conservatives tittered like giddy Limbaughs last week when Jeb Bush cracked open the door toward being a vice presidential candidate by telling Newsmax that he’d “consider” Romney’s overtures if they came. Rubio may be the rising star, but some in the GOP still dream lustily about a return to the…